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SO HOWS LIFE FOR EVERYONE? GOOD GREAT. *pushes you all out of the way*
GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
THIS JUST HAPPENED
AND NO I'M NOT EXCITED OVER THE DRAWING, THAT THING IS GARBAGE*throws it and accidentally hits cat* OH MY GOD CALL THE AMBULANCE
wait
I don't have a cat
;-;
MOVING ON.
So I've got this friend group of edgy 12-13 year olds that make excessive jokes about bleach
Liam- Likes to make jokes about bleach, death, and the bee movie, fond of oakily
Nico- awkward Asian that just sits there bc no one talks to him in the group
OakilyDoakily - shares fondnessnessness with Liam, only person that actually watches the anime they fangirl over
(Btw she has abuncho books on her profile so I will now cheesily promote your checking out of the profile.)
Me-
Uh.
I don't really know where I fit in tbh but I'm not that important
...
OKAY SO BAAAAAACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING
Wait. What was I saying?
*scrolls up*
OH YEAH
So didya see in the descriptions that Oak and Liam share fondnessnessness with each other?
THEY'RE NOW DATING AND I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT ANYWAY.
THIS IS WEIRD. AND COOL AND....
AND
man I want orange juice
AND GUESS WHAT *trumpet* THAT'S WHERE NICO AND I FIT IN!
EXACTLY!
LISTENING TO CHEESY PICKUP LINES!
...
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW
So why am I even posting this you may ask?
No idea but it's 2 am and I'm just
Overly excited
Idk all I know is that I have shipping rights so I am going to abuse those rights until my friends slowly crumble down into a pile of rubbish that I will keep in a jar so they can
Never.
Leave me.
Ever.
My life is sad
They won't leave me..
Right?
Look I need no man bc contact is gross so get away from me I can hear you breathing.
*me if I had a bf* JUST. DON'T BREATHE.
can't listen to you darn people breathe.
I hate that.
Oh and also I'm fabulous sooooo
........I can be lonely and fabulous...