fools. (sprayberry)✔️

By sprayberrybixch

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"only fools fall for you only fools do what i do" *... More

part one
1 - "all of tyler's cousins are such cute beans"
2 - "LANIEL FOREVER!"
3 - "beef beEF BEEF"
4 - "you're a great cousin, tyler!"
5 - "you ain't slick"
6 - "no, i'm not fantasizing about my cousin"
7 - "oh by the way, i know you're gay"
8 - "it's pretty litty"
9 - "wait... is this like that justin bieber song?"
10 - "cool dude"
11 - "are they dropping hints?"
12 - "not that kind of 20 questions you perv!"
13 - "SHELLEY HENNIG JUST ROASTED ME"
14 - "how are things with the second best dylan?"
15 - "happy birthday"
16 - "DATE?!?!"
17 - "wow can you believe i have no fucking clothes"
18 - "i just love people not body parts"
19 - "i don't want anyone else but you"
20 - "i think we should do something for the fans"
21 - "BREAKING NEWS"
23 - "he almost crashed into a dairy queen"
24 - "stop pretending like you don't give him everything he wants to begin with"
25 - "come over for dinner in a few?"
26 - "yeah, you spit that truth"
27 - "stay tuned for some more hot gossip"
28 - "i'm not crazy"
29 - "your little trip to the set of the second season of american horror story"
30 - "we have a little something we want to tell you"
31 - "how adorable"
32 - "i've never felt this way about anyone"
33 - "like an itch you can't scratch"
34 - "you're a good friend"
35 - "want to go upstairs?"
36 - "is that... you?"
37 - "stop looking"
38 - "this is the best night of my life!"
39 - "baby ain't nobody gonna..."
40 - "true love doesn't die"
41 - "i wish i wasn't so fucked up"
42 - "my boyfriend is a good guy"
43 - "you will all regret that"
44 - "tell kale we have a surprise for him"
45 - "don't be sassy, that's my job"
46 - "i know who secret spiller is"
47 - "get away from him"
48 - "glad you guys are safe"
49 - "can you commit?"
50 - "goodbye, dyl"
part two
1 - "i'm coming to surprise dylan!!"
2 - "i never thought i'd actually miss you guys"
3 - "miss you more everyday"
4 - "i missed you"
5 - "is that the froy guy from season 6?"
6 - "demi moore is 15 years older than ashton kutcher"
7 - "merry christmas eve eve"
8 - "jenn sounds like kale when he first came to la"
9 - "i haven't even seen you naked"
10 - "merry christmas!"
11 - "pregnant and engaged?!"
12 - "i just had my dessert"
13 - "roaming the streets of beverly hills"
14 - "shelley can be the breadwinner"
15 - "i'm kale rudd and i'm a fake bitch"
16 - "false alarm"
17 - "sometimes i wish we could have kids"
18 - "my baby is sick but he's still hawt"
19 - "boyfriend from hell"
20 - "froy boy"
21 - "please don't break up with me"
22 - "what i did last night was really uncool"
23 - "this oughta be good"
24 - "are you really that fucking stupid?"
25 - "can't wait to see you and the bf"
26 - "i'd do anything for a friend"
27 - "this is the last time i tell you anything"
28 - "we're all very excited to be working with you"
29 - "stay out of my business"
30 - he's really not that tall
31 - "totally professional"
32 - "you guys are froy gutierrez and kale rudd right?"
33 - "the dangerous woman herself"
34 - "liberation of art"
35 - "thank you for looking out for me"
36 - "no doubt i will"
37 - "king and queen"
38 - "he loves you"
39 - "i wish i was dead"
40 - "if they want wild, i'll give them wild"
part three
1 - "you'll get through this"
2 - "so done with being good"
3 - "who cares what they say?"
4 - "kale stole my look"
5 - "are you sure you're ready to go back?"
6 - "this the hoe that cheated on sprayberry?"
7 - "they made a goddamn thread"
8 - "i really like you"
9 - "i can't even look at him"
10 - "fuck being single"
11 - "fucking in the sand"
12 - "tell me another story"
13 - "i know my cousin"
14 - "first day"
15 - "i get to see my son on tv"
16 - "he's a virgin?!"
17 - "bottom vs bottom"
18 - "we need to talk"
19 - "all the kylan fans are eating good today"
20 - "how the hell did this happen"
21 - "no tea, no shade"
22 - "someone asked about you"
23 - "what the fuck were you thinking?"
24 - "i miss you so much already"
25 - "mira mckay is dead"
26 - "happy"
27 - "my little cousin will be a star"
28 - "so easy to ruin"
29 - "i still love you"
30 - "sleep in my bed"
31 - "we know"
32 - "private life"
33 - "man of your dreams"
34 - "that can only mean one thing"
35 - "keep writing"
36 - "great things"
37 - "kevin"
38 - "so happy to call you family"
39 - "alive"
40 - "i love you"

22 - "is it like gossip girl?"

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By sprayberrybixch

Reality

"Oh no. No no no no no." Everyone, including me, looked over to Holland who had a distressed look on her face as she looked down at her phone.

"What is it?" Tyler wondered, taking a bite of his bacon as we crowded around his dining room table.

"It's Secret Spiller. Pretty Baby just posted an article and well... it's about Dylan and Kale."

"Oh no." Dylan stood up out of his chair and everyone developed worried looks.

"Who's Secret Spiller?" I asked and everyone looked at me.

"Only the worst person on the internet!" Romy exclaimed. "God Kale, even I knew that."

"Allow me to elaborate," O'Brien spoke up. "It's this website made up by these three girls. There's Pretty Baby, Bubblegum Bitch, and Buttercup Girl. All equally terrible. Last year, Buttercup Girl made the entire world think Holland was racist and transphobic. A few months ago Bubblegum Bitch spread this huge rumour that Shelley and Linden Ashby were having an affair. And now Pretty Baby is coming after you guys. I'd be careful, she's the one who started the rumour about Dylan dating Mira McKay."

"Is it like Gossip Girl?" I asked and Arden started giggling.

"Yes Kale," Shelley laughed. "Like Gossip Girl."

"Well shit, that's not good!" I exclaimed and Arden started giggling even harder.

The last thing I need is a strain out on mine and Dylan's relationship because of some Gossip Girl wannabe. Let's face it, they'll never be Dan Humphrey no matter how hard they try.

***

Wow didn't mean to overwhelm you guys with this long chapter!!!11!1!3! Jk but don't worry there will be some long chapters coming soon, I promise! Hope y'all had a good Valentine's Day.

xo jeffery

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