LaurenJ: hey camz how are you feeling?
Camila: babe, what happened last night? I think my arms broken and my cars wrecked...
DinahJ: LOL FUNNY STORY ACTUALLY
Crybaby: you were so drunk last night 😹 you climbed on the roof and started yelling "nanananana BATMAN" and you jumped off and landed on your car
Canola: AND NONE OF YOU TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL?????
LaurenJ: we were too busy laughing...
NormaniK: LOLOLOLOL BATMAN
Canola: it's not funny, my arm really hurts :(
Allysus: well at least you didn't die
NormaniK: ^ true, you'd be in hell rn if it wasn't for your car
Canola: I had two near death experiences in less than two days🙄
Allysus: HOLY SHIT PRAY BITCH PRAY THATS A SIGN THAT SATAN WANTS YOUR SOUL OMFG
Canola: LAUREN SHES LYING RIGHT
LaurenJ: idk ally knows more about Satan than I do
DinahJ: yeah cause she IS Satan
Allysus: bitch stfu before I make you square the hell up you conceited ass, Beyoncé loving piece of shit
Crybaby: WELL DAMN
Canola: ALLY WHERE IS YOUR CHILL
Allysus: right where your boobs are, gone.