Kyrine's POV
*insert EVIL LAUGH!!!* BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sa wakas! Napwersahan ko ring magsign ng contract yang kumag na yan!! BUWAHAHAHA!!
Maghintay ka lang ZACKERY! Magdudusa ka din.
A few minutes later...
"HOY! ZACKERY!" Sigaw ko.
"HUWAG KANG SUMIGAW! NANDITO LANG AKO SA TABI MO!" Sigaw niya pabalik.
Oo nga pala, recess na at nandito kami ngaun sa rooftop.
"Ay oo nga pala. Sowry." Kamot ko sa ulo ko, kala mo mabait na kunwari na hindi sinasadya. Hihihi.
"Tch. Ano nanaman ba?" Tanong niya nang naiirita.
Malamang, sino pa naman bang hindi maiirita kung kanina mo pang inuutusan! Hahaha!!
"Hm? Wala lang. (^w^) I just felt like calling you." Nagsmirk ako. At itsura naman ni Zackery?
---> (=___=)
Nairita pa lalo. BUWAHAHHAHA!
Ano ginawa niya? Pinitik yung noo ko.
"Peste ka!"
"Sira ulo ka kasi!" Sabi niya.
"Ganon ba?" Tanong ko.
"Oo."
"Talaga?" Tanong ko ulit.
"Oo nga."
"Sure?"
"Takte, ano ba?" Nainis XD
"Kasi sinisigurado ko lang naman. Kasi baka mamaya... MARESBAKAN KITA DIYAN AT DI KA NA MAKALAKAD PAUWI." Sabi ko habang nagpapaputok ng daliri.
"A-ah... Hindi ako pala yung sira ulo... di na po ma'am." Sabi niya.
Umayos ako nang upo.
"Tch... no fun..." Bulong ko sa sarili ko habang nakapout.
"Ha? Ano yun?"
"WALA! Chismoso ka lintek!" Sigaw ko at nagcross-arms.
Maya-maya lang may pumasok dito.
"BOSS!" Pak shet. It's the Three Idiots.
"We've been looking everywhere for you." Sabi nung isa.
"I told you guys that he'd be here." Sabi nung isang kakapasok lang.
Tinitigan ko sila.
"U-um... b-boss...."
"Ano?" Sagot naman agad ni Zackery nang painis.
"Sir, someone's been looking for you." Tas may biglang pumasok.
I held my bottled coke tighter.
"What the fuck." Bulong ni Zackery sa sarili niya.
"Sorry boss, ang kulit eh." Lumapit silang tatlong samin at binulungan si Zackery. "Plus, she's also scary."
*Crack!*
Tumingin sila bigla sakin.
"But she's scarier." Bulong uli nung isa kay Zackery.
Hindi ko napansin na tumutulo na yung inumin ko, at napisil ko pala nang husto yung bote kaya nasira.
Masama lang ang titig ko sa kanya. Dun sa gagong pumasok. Dun sa panget, dun sa sinungaling, dun sa...
"Anna..." Sabi ni Zackery. Mas sumama yung loob ko, mas sumama yung tingin ko sakanya.
"Austin!" Sigaw niya at tumakbo nang pabebe style palapit kay Zackery. "Austin I—"
Hinarangan ko siya bigla. Napatayo naman si Zackery at nagsalita.
"Ma'am—" Napahinto siya.
Austin's POV
Shit. Nagface-to-face sila Ma'am Kyrine at Slut Anna.
Ang sama nang atmosphere sa paligid, at ang paka sama nang tingin ni Ma'am Kyrine sakanya.
"K-Kyrine! I didn't realize you were here!" Ngumiti si Anna. "So, how are things—"
"Don't you 'how are things' with me!" Sabi ni Kyrine.
"What's this? Why are you mad? I haven't done anything wrong have I?" Anna smiled idiotically.
She's put on the 'playing-the-innocent-one-face', and pretending like she didn't know.
"HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG?!?!?!?" Nagsimula nang tumaas yung boses ni Kyrine kaya naman...
... hinawakan ko siya sa bewang niya at itinabi siya sa likod ko.
"What do you want... Anna?" I asked.
"Austin! Babe—"
"Don't call me babe."
"But babe—" She made eye-contact with Kyrine. Whom I presume was glaring at her. "I came here to..."
"To what?" I asked annoyingly.
"To..." Sabi niya habang sinibukang magpa-cute. Pinaglalaruan niya yung buhok niya. "T-to... GET YOU BACK AS MY BOYFRIEND!" Sigaw niya.
My reaction? -----> (O.O) Yes and also ---> (=_=)
*Mggrrrhmmrr* *Buwahhahaha!!* *Huunggrrhahahaha!* PARANG MGA BABOY KUNG TUMAWA!
Tumingin ako sa direction ng aking mga sira ulong kaibigan na tuwatawa nang paran mga baboy! Litse! Ingay!
"How convenient." Sabi ni Anna na halatang na-annoy at pumawewang.
Tumingin ako kay Kyrine.
WHAT THE FFFUUUUFFFFF!!!!!
NAKAPAK-YU SIGN SI KYRINE!!!
"What the hell! KYRINE!" Binaba ko naman yung kamay niya agad.
Kaya naman pala tawa nang tawa tong mga tangang toh.
"That is so like you Kyrine." Pagmamalanding sabi ni Anna.
"'That is so like you Kyrine'." Ulit ni Kyrine. Inaasar ba niya toh si Anna oh trip niya lang.
"Oh real mature."
"'Oh real mature'." Ulit pa niya ulit.
"Funny. I assume this happens to lonely people." Sabi ni Anna na nag hair-flip! LANDI MO TEH!
"LANDI MO TEH!" Sigaw nang isa kong kaibigan!
"Thank you for speaking my mind." Sabi ko sakanya.
"Noh! You and I were thinking the same thing?!"
"No way! I was also thinking the same thing!" Sabay pang sabi nung dalawa.
"Nuh-huh-ho! BRUH THAT IS SO COOL!"
"We are AWESOME!"
"Pwede bang manahimik kayo?!" Sigaw ni Kyrine.
Shit tension is rising up again.
"So, not only you are a loner now, but you are also surrounded by idiots." Tin-wirl niya yung strand ng hair niya through her fingers.
"Yes." Nagcross-arms na si Kyrine. OH FUCK! "That is a very convenient statement coming from someone who is also surrounding me with her idiot pressence." Nag-smirk si Kyrine.
"OOOOHH!!! YOU GOT BURNED!" Asar nung tatlo kay Anna.
"SHUT UP!" Sigaw ni Anna sakanila. Nainis siya at pumawewang.
"What's this now? You're pissed?"
"Heh, as if naman na mapipiss-off ako sa tulad mo." Sabi ni Anna.
"Speak in English when someone is speaking English at you." Lumapit siya nang konti kay Anna. "Idiot."
"You're really one to talk, are you?" Nagmataray nanaman si Anna.
"What about you. Cheater."
"BUURRNNN!!!" Sigaw ulit nung tatlo. This time, nakisali ako!
Hahaha! Syempre minsan kailangan ring makisama!
"O-oh yeah? Well, at least... HINDI AKO MUKHANG PERA!" Sigaw ni Anna habang tinuro niya si Kyrine.
*GAASSPPP!!!* Nag-gasp kaming apat.
"Are you referring to me? Or aren't you just referring to yourself?" Nag-smirk ulit si Kyrine.
Wala nang nasabi pabalik si Anna. 'Caught red handed' yung itsura ng slut.
"Here." She handed Anna a pocket mirror. "Have self-reflect. Whore." Sabi niya at naglakad nang paalis. "AUSTIN!!"
"Coming!" Sigaw ko at tumakbo na papunta sakaya.
Bago sumunod yung tatlo sakin...
"YOU JUST GOT OWNED!"
"BURRRNNN!!"
"SERVES YOU RIGHT!!"
Inasar nila muna si Anna.
Not that I care. XD She deserves it and Kyrine ignored it. Sumunod na sila samin.
*GGRRRR!!!*
*SHHAANNKK!!!*
Binato niya yung mirror sa floor at nabasag. Halatang... wait a moment... WAIT A MOMENT!
"ASAR TALO! ASAR TALO! ASAR TALO! ASAR TALO! HAHAHA!!" Sigaw naming apat sakanya habang pinagtatawanan.
"HAHAHA—"
*PAK* *PAK* *PAK* *PAK*
"ARAY! MASAKIT AH!" Sigaw namin. Pare-pareho kami, binatukan nang tig-iisa sa ulo.
"Lintek nga naman oh. Peste! Mga bata! Nakakainis! Sa susunod hindi batok sa ulo niyo ang matatanggap niyo, kundi black-eye na makukuha niyo!" Sabi ni Kyrine.
"'Black-eye'?" Ulit nung tatlo.
"Is there even a black-eye?"
"Bro! does that exist?!"
"Lol! That'd be awesome as fuck!"
*facepalm* Anna's right. Kyrine IS surrounded by idiots. KASAMA NA AKO DUN! BUWAHAHA ;P
"Mga tanga! Hindi yun specifically black-eye! It's just a form of injury got after being punched in the face!" Explain ni Kyrine.
Yun ba talaga meaning?
Oh well what do I know.(^w^) The author was too lazy to look up the exact meaning of it or was too lazy to think of something cool and stuff.
A: Who the hell is the one 'too lazy'?
You? XD
A: Mr. de Vince, for your information. I am not lazy... but I am just too stupid to know that. Or maybe, I didn't care to know what it really means.
Really? But I'm pretty sure that even 3rd graders can answer that.
A: Well, I'm not that smart, I'm no genius. Plus, this story has so many grammatical errors and typos that I don'tcare or even plan about fixing in the near future. So ha! To that and ha! To you. (^w^)
Ah what? That's unfair.
A: All's fair in Love and War.
-_- WALANG FOREVER!!! ANO BA YAN?! KAW NA NGA NAGSUSULAT NG STORYANG TOH, MAYPA GANYAN-GANYAN KA PA? WALA NGANG POREBER ENEBERN.
A: Good thing you know! XD
But what about the black-eye? Isn't it an eye with a bruise around it?
A: Oh for petesake, just forget about it. It's just something so minor. Leave it beeeeee xD
Who's Pete?
A: Oh whatever. (>_<;) Just go and catch up with your boss or something.
Oh right!
"Oohh..." Sabi nung tatlo. "WHAT!? NOT OUR BEAUTIFUL FACES!" Sabay hawak namansila sa mukha nila na parang mga bakla.
"Hayyss..."
"Pero Miss Kyrine..." WOW! MISS KYRINE na palatawag niyo sa boss ko. Wait- that came out wrong.... "Okay na yung maging bata, kaysa ng maging super mature na no fun naman."
"True. But you were fucking irritating." She glared at them.
"PASENSYA NA PO! HINDI PO NAMIN SINASADYA!!" Biglang lumuhod ang mga bobo sasahig at nag-bow! WTTFF!!!
"My gewd. No need to worry about it. Besides, she broke the mirror. And that's two years of badluck in dating." Sabi ni Kyrine.
Bigla naman napatingin si Anna sa binasag niyang salamin sa sahig.Gulat-na-gulat. 'I shouldn't have done that' face was on her slutty face of disgust. Also was 'I regret that' face was on too.
"Or was it three?" Nagulat uli si Anna. "Five maybe?" Mas lalong lumaki yungmata ni Anna. "Or maybe it was seven?" She fell on her knees and fainted. "Oh well it doesn't matter. C'mon."
Tas umalis na si Kyrine, sumunod naman yun tatlo. Habang ako, nakatingin safainted Anna na nasa sahig.
*Insert evil grin*
Hih...
hih...
hih...
MARAPE KA SANA! *insert evil laugh* BUWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"HOY! ZACKERY ANO BA?!" Sigaw ni Kyrine na halatang na sa hagdan na.
"Coming!" Umalis na ako at sumunod kay Kyrine.
What the fuck did I just say in my mind?!
After recess...
Umupo na kami sa mga upuan namin. History class kami ngaun, so magkatabi kami ulit ni bitch.
Tinignan ko siya, ang sama parin ng aura niya.
"Austin..." Nagulat ako.
"B-bakit???" Tanong ko kay bitch.
Humarap siya sakin nang dahan-dahan, na parang let down na let down yung mukha.
"Pwede ba kitang suntukin?" Tas nag-iba ung mukha! LETSE! "Para in a way masusuntok mo ako pabalik para ma-channel ko sayo ung anger ko sa pesteng yon. In other words, bug-bugan tayo."
HA??!?!!! SIRA ULO BA TOH?!
Pinitik ko siya sa noo.
"Hoy, tanga. Wag kang basta-basta na lang magde-declare ng ganyang bagay." Sabiko sakanya.
*Sigh* Nag-sigh siya at humalumbaba.
Tsk. Ano nanaman ba gumugulo sa isip nito?
Kyrine's POV
KAASAR! Maayos na nga sana yung pagkain namin nang may sumulpot naman nastupida!
Grrrr!!!
Ginulo ko yung buhok ko ng parang nate-tense at hiniga yung ulo ko sa table.
Tsk. Kung wala lang klase ngaun, kung wala kami sa school grounds ngaun, bakamapatay ko na yung stupidang yun eh. ABAY! Sabihan pa naman akong mukhang pera!Eherm eherm lang ah! Nakakahiya naman sakanya.
Mayamaya pumasok na si Mr. Handsome. Mabilis ko namng inangat yung ulo ko paramakita ang kanyang kagwapuhan.
"Hello, class. Good day. Please open your books to page 84. We will begin ourlesson." Sabi ni teacher.
Nagmadali naman ang mga classmate naming magbuklat nang libro. At isa na ako dun.At napansin ko lang, si Austin ay hindi naglabas ng libro.
"Kyrine?"
"Oh." Inasog ko yung libro ko sa gitna naming para mag-share.
"Thanks." Ngumiti siya at hinawakan yung kamay ko sa ilalim ng table.
WTF!
*Agh!!* Sumigaw siya nang konti at huminto din dahil pinagsisitignan kami.
Bakit siya sumigaw? Ano pa ba? Edi pinisil ko yung kamay niya nang husto. Binitawan ko na kamay niya. Nakakabanas eh, I'm being taken-for-granted, hmph, tignan lang natin.
Pesteng lalaki. I really hate this asshole.
Lunch time...
"Kyrine! HI!!!" Sigaw nung three idiots habang papunta na sila dito sa tablenamin ni Austin.
"Do you need something?" Tanong ko.
"Nothing. Just saying hi to the most beautiful girl on campus." Sabi nung isa.
At ang mga babaita sa background nagsibulungan! PUT TANG IN A GLASS NAMAN OH!Nag-facepalm naman si Austin.
"Ay, oo nga pala boss." Sabi nung isa. "May babaeng gustong makipagmeet-up sayosa garden ng campus."
"What time?" Tanong ni Austin.
"Mga uwian po sir." Sagot nung idiot.
"Geh." Sabay higop niya sa juice box niya.
"Miss Gold, please proceed to the headmaster's office." Sabi nung speaker.
"What?! What I do?!" Sabi ko habang dinabog ko yung inumin ko sa lamesa. Tumayoako at lumayas.
"Uh- Kyrine!" Hindi ko na lang pinansin si Austin. Basta padabog akong naglakadsa office nung tanda.
*BAAM!!* Dinabog kong buksan yung pinto.
Nagulat naman yung mga tao sa loob. Sino nasa loob? Sino pa ba? Edi yungmatandang master daw at yung mga babaeng nakipagsabwatan ako.
"Tch." Inis na inis ako, at sobrang halata naman sa mukha ko.
"See? Headmaster?" Sabi nung isang malanding babae na nakacross-legs napag-upo. Nakatalikod yung chair nung headmaster sa table niya. "I told you that she is a rebel."
"REBEL?!" Ulit ko. I curled my fists into a ball. Holding it back, kasi baka masuntok ko ng wala sa oras ang gagong yan!
"She almost broke your door." Sabi nung isa na sobrang pabebe. Letse! ANG SASARAP SAMPALIN!
"You will expel her right? We simply cannot let some," Tinignan nila ako mulaulo hanggang paa. "Trash, come wandering our halls." Did she just say... TRASH?!
"Yeah sir, I mean look at her. She's from the squatters' area." Sabi nung isang nagaayos nang buhok.
P@#!$@#$@#% SQUATTER DAW?! ANO CONNECT NUN AT DINAMAY PA YUN?!
NILOLOKO BA AKO NG MGA GAGONG TOH?!
"That's enough." Nagsalita yung headmaster.
"What the..." Sabi ko sa sarili ko. Humarap yung headmaster samin at nilagay yung mga kamay niya sa ilalim ng kanyang baba.
"Surely I cannot let behavior like these, come wandering my halls." Sabi nung Headmaster.
"Mhm." Tumango ang mga MALALANDI! "Commoners like her don't belong here."
"Huh! You're one to talk." Sabi ko. "Eventually, people like you are the ones who don't belong here. This school doesn't need filthy rats like you roaming these corridors." Nagcross-arms ako at nag-smirk.
"What did you say bitch?!" Yung isa lumapit sakin.
"Heh, looks like I hit a nerve." Sabi ko sakanya.
"No wonder commoners like you have very rebellious attitudes. You live in avery poor place, and it linked to your attitude.
I still can't see why peoplelike you still get accepted here.
Maybe you bribed our headmaster, forcing himto take you in as one of his students." Sabi niya habang nakangiti naman nag parang mga loka-loka ang mga babae sa likod.
"People like you don't have money." Nagsalita ulit siya. "People like you don'thave brains either! So what's the point of you attending a very special campus like ours."
Lumayo siya ng konti sakin. "You're nothing but a piece of trash."
"Trash you say?" Ulit ko.
"You better apologize to Miss Gold before anything else bad happens." Sabi nung headmaster.
AWESOME! Headmaster's on my side. How could he not?!
"Heh, she can dream of it. I am one of the princesses of this campus, one of the richest students in this campus and one of the prettiest. So I don't apologize to simpleton commoners like this trash here. And I demand an apology from her."
"Oh, so that's it huh?" Ganun ba yun?
HOY! ATE! GISING-GISING DIN PAG MAY TIME!
"Hindi porket prinsesa ka sa campus natoh," Sinubukan kon maglakad palapit sakanya, onti-onti naman siyang naglakad pabalik.
"Hindi porket mayaman ka, hindi porket maganda ka! Pwede mo na kamingapak-apakan sa ilalim ng madumi mong mapangit na sapatos!
If anyone has the proper rights to step on those people, that would be me. For as far as I can see, you lack the capabilities to be someone so high and ruly to take over a small school." Sabi ko.
Napatayo naman yung mga kasama niya.
"Do you even know who you're talking to?!" Sigaw nila.
"I don't give a damn about who I'm talking to. I treat everybody, and I mean everybody the same and fairly. I'm not like you LQs." Sabi ko sakanila.
"Love Quarrels?!"
"No... Low Qualities." Sagot ko at pumawewang.
"Apology? You want one? ThenI'll give you one. I apologize for being rude. There." Sabi ko. "It's your turn."
"Why do I have to apologize to commoners like you—"
"Do you have a death wish?" I asked as I looked down at her.
"You better apologize." Sabi nung headmaster.
Lintek! Nanunood lang samin tong walang kwentang headmaster na toh eh!
"Fine! I'm sorry!" Tas naglakad na sila nang parang ewan sa pinto. "But this won't be the last time!"
"Last time of what?" Tanong ko.
"Ugh! Last time that we get face-to-face! Ugh! Come on girls!" At umalis nasila.
Mga wala naman palang palag.
"Hoy!" Turo ko sa headmaster. "GANDA MONG HEADMASTER AH! MAY TINULONG KA! GALING!"
Ano ngaun kung headmaster siya? Ininit niya ulo ko eh. Pinanood lang kami habang nagsasagutan! WALANG KWENTA!
*Hahaha* Tumawa yung tanda.
"I'm sorry. But I have to let you sort your own problems, don't I?" Sabi niya at humalum-baba.
"True. But so? You are the headmaster; you could've at least do something."Pumawewang ako.
"I did do something. I warned them." Tumayo siya. "If I hadn't, she wouldn't have apologized and she wouldn't have been already a corpse lying on the carpet of my office."
Lumapit siya sakin.
"You haven't changed. Princess." Sabi niya at inikot niya yung mga kamay niyasa bewang ko.
"Ugh! Neither have you! Nathan." Inis ko sakanya. Tinanggal ko yung kamay niya sa bewang ko.
Pero hinawakan niya nang mahigpit yung mga kamay ko.
Litse.
*Hahaha*
"Tawa ka?!" Painis kong tanong.
"Wala. You're just so adorable and entertaining." Biro niya.
"Peste ka!" Sabi ko sa mukha niya.
*Hahaha* Tawa na lang niya.
Hays!! NAKAKAASAR! OF ALL PEOPLE! SIYA PA!
Oo nga pala guys. This is the headmaster of this campus, Nathan Cole Ezekiel. Mga tanong niyo sa isip niyo? Diba matanda siya? Oo matanda, lolo! Kasi yun yung tawag ko sakanya.
Masmatanda kasi siya sakin ng 2 years.
Wag na kayong maginarte! OA na kung OA.
Tapos, childhood friend ko pa. Best friend ko rin yan dati. Tska BF ko rin dati BOBONG FANATIC.
Nakakabanas yan nung bata pa kami! Kahit san ako pumunta sinusundan ako! I mean like, KAHIT SAN!
One time sinundan ako sa CR ng mga girls! Bobo ampeg binato ko nga sakanya yung mga tissue sa loob. Kabanas, kahit panaman hanggang CR sinusundan ako.
Meron panga yung time na, pumunta siya sa bahay namin nung maliit pa kami, maliligo na sana ako nun. Sinundan uli ako! Binato ko nga sakanya yung mga toothbrush at shampoo eh. Isama mo pa yung sabon!
"Nakakamiss ka talaga, lam mo yun?" Sabi niya habang papalapit siya sa mukhako.
"Hindi. Hindi ko alam." Kabanas.
Galing noh? At a young age, he's already running his own school, or campus rather. Parents niya dapat kaso, namatay sila after ng car crash. Sad nga eh.
Nung nangyari yung incidenteng yun, ilang buwan siyang hindi pumasok sa school. Or rather, nagdrop-out na siya. Tapos matapos ng isang taon, narining kong nagma-manage na siya nang sarili niyang school.
Yung iniwan nang parents niyapara sakanya. I was so happy for him, kaso nga lang, it's been years since the last time na nagkita kami.
Hindi ko siya masyadong namukhaan, kasi like parang naging ibang tao na siya. Aaminin ko. PUMOGI! MAY GEWD!!!
Pero, hindi ko akalain na siya pala nagma-manage sa campus na toh. More over,ang buong school! BOTH CAMPUS!
Hindi kaya siya....
"Nathan. Ikaw ba yung nagrecruit sakin dito?" Tanong ko. My expression? --> (=_=)
"Uhm maybe." Ngumiti siya. "Pero I'm so glad na nandito ka na!!! Misyu princess!!" Bigla niya akong niyakap nang mahigpit.
*Mhgggmm!!* Nasasakal ako!!!
"Nathan!" Bigla naman niya akong binitawan.
"Sorry princess! Long time no see kasi eh." Sabay kamot naman siya sa ulo.
"Hayys, whatever na lang."
"Hindi ka parin talaga nagbabago." Ngumiti siya at hinawakan yung mga kamay ko.
*BAAAMM!!* Biglang bumukas yung pinto.
"Go! Go! Go! Go!" May mga pumasok. NA TANGA!
"Sir! Target is on visual!" Sabi nung isang idiot. Naparang naka-gun-mode yung mga kamay.
"Clear the way!" Sabi nung isa habang tumambling nang paikot sa kabilang side ng pinto.
Yung isa lumapit samin, habang nagsisikanta ng spy themed song.
WTF is going on? (-__-)
Kinuha niya yung kamay ko at inilayo ako kay Nathan. At nag 'on guard' mode pana nagku-kunwaring may hawak na baril.
"Sir! Target is secured!"
"Roger that!" Sabay pasok naman si Austin, na tumambling sa sahig nang paikot at tumayo sa tabi. Hinawakan niya ako sa braso at hinila paalis.
Habang yung three idiots naman nagpapatrol sa likod namin nang akala mo may baril sa kamay.
Kaya nagkukunwari may tinututukan. Sumunod sila samin habang sine-secure nila yung paligid.
Itsura ni Nathan? ---> (O_O) At sakin? ---> (-__-;)
"Target is rescued! Mission Complete!" Sabi ni Austin.
"Mission complete ka diyan!" Binatukan ko siya. "Ano nanaman bang katangahan ang ipinalabas niyo nanaman kanina ha?!"
"Rescue mission?" May ganang pang magbiro toh ah!
"'Rescue mission' mo mukha mo! Lintek ka!" Binatukan ko uli siya.
Hays! Nakakastress! At NAKAKAHIYA AH! Buwiset!