Turtles On Crack!!!!!

By The_Toddler_Online

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Ever wondered what would happen if the turtles were on crack? WELL THE ANSWER FRICKEN HERE!!! More

No shoes
21 is ruined
Dont lick my elbow
Your worst nightmare ?
What ever you want to be
Fries
Worst gift ever
santa ruined
Drop the beat?
Texting swag
Musles
Febreze or asthma
Snowflakes
You need some soap
Friends?
two days
its your fault
Friends or not friends
If donny and mike were doctors for frogs
Nody-noes ,never mind ps three fingers
Santa is not real
Leave me alone
Meeting with younger self
Gum
Crying/alone
Little ralph and mike
Weres loe
Kc the robber and april the.....?
Anyyoing mike?
happy new years
Kidnapped
Your wish
X-ray vison
Flirting gone wronge
Assia
Grounding drugs
Play that song or play a song?
A/n you all get to join
Bullets
mikes diet
The power of burps
School
Valentines
Your brians app
Geico
The hands.
You good?cool
Crowd surfing
Strip poker
School
Mimicked
Hearts and stomach
Sticks
Up and down
Story time
Q and A and D
Sick day
Sneaking out
Driving
Vitamin V
10 years
Spanish class
Flirting gone......right?
Nobody
Cuddling
A punch in the nuts
A joke

Who is who?

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By The_Toddler_Online

GhostLover3000: hey guys
Leo: uh who are you?
Ralph: if your working for the shredder I'll pound you
GhostLover3000: how do I know your not working for the shredder?
Ralph: good point.
Leo: what are you doing here?
GhostLover3000: idk what r U doing here?
Leo: uh I live here
Ghostlover3000: really? Kind of seams like a boring place to live
Ralph: your the boring one looser
Ghostlover3000: I know u r , but what am I?
Ralph:😡😡😡😡😡 grrrrrrrrr
Leo: how did you even get here with out us knowing?
GhostLover3000: idk how am I suppose to know?
Leo: r u a ghost or something
Ghostlover3000: well what does my name say?
Ralph: your a bit-
G.L3000: I know you are but what am I?
Ralph: okay that's it Ima ' bout to give you a shell-
G.L3000: you can't I don't have one
Leo: aha you don't have a shell which means your not a turtle. Only turtles live here-
GL3: and mice, and rats, and Roaches😏
Ralph: does she wanna die?
GL3: idk do u wanna get a better life?
Leo: 9kay 4 real who.are.you?
Gl3: idk maybe I'm shredder, maybe I'm splinter, maybe I'm Mike
Ralph: I can't deal with this shit no more just tell us who the fudge you are or else
Gl3: you can't hurt me I'm a ghost
Leo: aha your a gho-
Gl3: no I'm not
Leo: you just sai-
Gl3: how do you know what I said?Are you a time traveler? Do you travel back in time to hear what people say?
Leo: Ralph please punch her
Ralph: I would but there's a 50 chance of me getting slimmed, and a 59 chance of she getting hurt. And I'm not taking any 50. So bye * leaves*
Gl3: yay it's just you and me now
Leo:........ RALPH WAIT UP
Mike: hey ,hey ,hey Ghostlov-
Gl3: hey hey Mike hey Mike
Mike: what?
Gl3: orange you glad I, here? AhahhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Mike: I know I like orange.
Gl3: haahhahahahaa
Mike: AHAHAHHAAHAHAAH
Leo and Ralph: oh no.....


Donny: 🤓 * fixes fake glasses* this determinants that we now have not one , but TWO annoying mikes.

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