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Canola: guys I think I'm pregnant
Crybaby: bitch how you gonn be pregnant if you don't like dick?
Canola: what if it's Jesus's baby?
LaurenJ: Jesus can square tf up rn where he at
Allysus: ... no offense Camila but out of all people why would Jesus choose you to have his child?
Allysus: if anything he'd choose me :')
NormaniK: Ally you're like the most sinful out of all of us
Canola: yeah dumbass
Allysus:
DinahJ: I think Jesus would choose me to carry his child
LaurenJ: LOL NEXT JOKE
DinahJ: I'm serious! I mean I'm the nicest one out of all you guys
Allysus: BITCH YOU COMPARED ME TO A MUSHROOM ONCE
Crybaby: did y'all ever notice how god just got the Virgin Mary pregnant and never paid child support?
Canola: ... so does that mean god was a dead beat dad
Allysus: I have never been more disappointed in my life
LaurenJ: no but like if you can name one time god gave Jesus something while he was still alive, name it
Allysus: ...
NormaniK: I think I've just been mind fucked
DinahJ: GET YO SHIT TOGETHER GOD
Allysus: DINAH JANE!
DinahJ: sorry mom