Description: The size-00, I'm-not-your-average-highschooler protagonist. Constantly complains that she has no life, yet has already caught the eye of the local vampire and an entire werewolf pack upon transferring to a new school. Her only friends are a guy and a girl who would've been all over each other if they're weren't so gay for another. The vamp and the wolf fight it out for her hand, and she always picks the wrong guy 'cause plot twist. Also, the cover of the book is some loser holding fruit, like what?
Real Age: almost 30
Looks: 17
(Also, sorry to any Twilight fans for that last part, but I'm not really that sorry.)
Update: I'm having an existential crisis because apparently Nina Dobrev actually is a really cliche casting. I didn't even do it on purpose. Lachowski isn't even in this book.