Alrighty! Let's finally do this thing. I won't be writing the usernames, just so you know. Also, some of you forgot the "questions related to the story".. rule. So yeah, there's gonna be weird answers.
Okay, let's get this party started.
YAKU
1. What are your favorite things to do around your kingdom?
Yaku: Hmm.. That's a good question. I absolutely love spending time at the indoors garden. Riding around town is also fun, though nothing beats visiting the lilly fields, oh the view is spectacular.
2. CAN YOU ADOPT ME
Yaku: uhm, I don't think I'm ready for kids yet... But I mean if Lev agrees...
3. can I cuddle you oml
Yaku: everyone loves cuddles! Though, not for long.
4. Why are you short?
Yaku: huh? Wanna fight me?
LEV
1. Is your mom gonna try and stop Yaku from marrying you?
Lev: my mom only cares about marriage, so she won't mind. If anything, she'll be happy.
2. Why u so toll?
Lev: Most of the people in the Haiba kingdom are tall, since we're the closest relatives to Norns.
(explanation - Norns are a type of humans in a game Guild Wars which are very tall and live in cold areas)
3. Do you own a Russian blue?
Lev: I wish I had one, but I do own a few hundred huskies.
4. How easy is it to cuddle Yaku considering you height differences?
Lev: It's really easy! He's so small and easy hug!
5. Can I have some of your height?
Lev: Hmm.. No.
6. Does Yaku call you leg?
Lev: Why would he do that?
7. Do you ever skip leg day?
Lev: How did you know we have an annual Leg Day when everyone competes who can run the most? And no, I never skip that.
8. Will you fight Yaku's mom for permission to marry Yaku?
Lev: Anytime, anywhere. We'll declare a war if it's needed.
IWAIZUMI (Hajime)
1. Have you had sex with Oikawa?
Iwa: Yes, I have.
2. What's your favorite memory with Oikawa?
Iwa: One night me and Tooru spent the whole night looking at the starry sky. It was wonderful, though nothing beats our first kiss.
3. How is it going with Oikawa over there?
Iwa: It's going great! Glad you asked.
4. What is your favorite insult nickname for Oikawa?
Iwa: I never insult Tooru, he's my husband, why would I do that?
IWAIZUMI (Tooru) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1. What went through your head when you first saw Iwa-chan in his stunning royal glory?
Oiks: I thought that a god had appeared before me.
2. Senpai notice me!
Oiks: Okay? I noticed you ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ).
3. What's your favorite thing to do with Iwa-chan?
Oiks: Most definitely star gazing.
4. Why are you so fucking gay?
Oiks: I was born this way... Or maybe Hajime made me like that, I don't know.
5. Can I call you trash?
Oiks: Why would you do that? I'm a king, you'd be executed for that.
6. Are you gay or straight or bi or what?
Oiks: Gay for Hajime™
7. How do you feel about the fact that almost all IwaOi fanfics are pure angst, suffering and death?
Oiks: What's a fanfic? And what's IwaOi?
KUROO
1. Are you a lesbian?
Kuroo: No?
2. Do you love Kenma?
Kuroo: I mean.. Uhh... Maybe..
3. So you and Kenma, huh?
Kuroo: Yeah.. I hope.
4. Stop being hot. You're a derpy dork.
Kuroo: Being handsome is one of the things that are praised. Especially when you're always next to the royal family.
5. So kenma, huh?
Kuroo: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)
KENMA
1. Why are you so damn precious?
Kenma: I wouldn't say that. I'm not precious, I'm priceless.
2. What's the best thing about being Lev's assistant?
Kenma: He doesn't whine.
3. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Kenma: A tiger.
4. When are you and Kuroo gonna tell the world that you love eachother?
Kenma: Uhm, I hope soon.
5. Why don't you marry Kuroo?
Kenma: How about he confesses first?
Kuroo: Kenma, but we already made ou--- //slapped
ALISA
1. What's it like watching Yaku and Lev falling in love?
Alisa: Absolutely amazing, they're both so pure and sweet. I can't wait till Yaku Morisuke becomes Haiba Morisuke.
2. Why do you remind me of Viktor from YOI?
Alisa: Who's Viktor? And what's YOI? Is he a king?
3. Since you hate straight marriages, any girls you like?
Alisa: Well, uhm.. Princess Saeko was really nice and stunning...
4. Fujoshi alert, correct?
Alisa: ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• ) (≖ ͜ʖ≖) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. Anyone you love? Seeing as you keep going about marriage for love like Yaku and Lev.
Alisa: Not at the moment, but I think that love is what matters the most.
DAICHI
1. Hi dad
Daichi: Hello?
2. Who is your assistant?
Daichi: His name is Kinoshita. Great guy!
3. Are you really too kind?
Daichi: I've always been this kind.
4. Any baby crows you and Suga going to adopt?
Daichi: How does one adopt baby birds? Unless you're talking about kids, then I don't know yet.
SUGAWARA
1. Hi mom
Suga: Hello!
2. How is everything going after you met Akaashi? What changed?
Suga: I haven't really met him, only heard rumors about him.
3. Adopt me pls
Suga: Only with Daichi's permission.
4. Could you bitch slap anyone if needed?
Suga: Yes, I could.
5. PLEASE, ADOPT ME MOM
Suga: If Daichi agrees, I will!
TSUKISHIMA
1. Adopt me?
Kei: no.
2. What inspires you to paint?
Kei: The nature around me, it's stunning.
3. Teach me your ways.
Kei: I don't want any students now, sorry.
4. Have you ever tried painting salt?
Kei: Yes, I have. For practise on painting details.
5. Anything going on right now? Anything you're slightly bitter over?
Kei: I missed the Owl festival. I could have made a deal with King Bokuto.
6. S T E A L Y A M S
Kei: Yamaguchi is always with me, I don't need to steal him.
7. Are you okay with the nickname Saltyshima?
Kei: I don't mind. Sounds great.
8. How long have you been painting?
Kei: Ever since I was little! My parents were talented too, so I guess it runs in the family.
BOKUTO
1. What intrigued you about Akaashi and made you change for him?
Boku: I'm not sure. His attitude and honesty is what shocked me, though.
2. So you're 'evil', why?
Boku: I don't think I'm that evil, but I guess it was the strict environment that I grew up, that made me into what I am.
3. Is Hooters your favorite restaurant?
Boku: Ah, Hooters, the place where me and Akaashi met. I love it!
4. Akaashi's pretty, isn't he?
Boku: Yes. Yes he is. Prettier than anyone else.
AKAASHI AKA GOD
1. You're pretty, how and why?
Aka: Thank you and I think I was blessed.
2. I'm straight for you.
Aka: Don't change yourself for me.
3. Do you think you could really change King Bokuto's personality?
Aka: Yes, I can be quite persuasive. He already took his first steps.
4. You're hot and I love you. Would you marry me?
Aka: I'm sorry, dear. My heart belongs to someone else.
5. What attracted you to Bokuto?
Aka: He seems evil, but he has a heart of gold. I could feel it.
6. How and why are you so beautiful? Teach me your ways.
Aka: As I said - I think the gods blessed me.
HATARI
1. Can you add yourself in as a crazy fangirl?
Hmm... Nah, I'm not that crazy. Except when it comes to Iwaizumi FCK ME UP DADDY.
2. What is your favorite thing about writing?
Probably the fact that I can put my favorite characters in a different universe, or that I can create universes. It's amazing how creativity works.
3. WHO INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE SENPAI
I INSPIRED MYSELF
4. LittleAkaashiTrash Do you love meh? ... Jk why don't you like 1D or 5sos anymore? If you would be imprisoned in jail for years - what would be your crime?
First, honey, I love you. Second, I guess their music just stopped appealing to me. I do have a couple of 5sos songs left and a couple of 1D songs left, but I just don't find their music pleasurable anymore.
And my crime would be 120% murder. There's a reason why I go to a therapist, dear.
5. PLEASE DONT GO SATAN MODE ON THIS FIC AND DECIDE TO RANDOMLY ADD IN MURDERS, FREAKING RAPE AND DEPRESSION PLEASE
I'll try my best not to add in a murder.
6. What's the best way to write a novel? (btw you don't me but ilysm!)
Me: Ilysmt! And I think that first you have to get an idea, think of a plot and then start writing. Make sure to keep your readers on the edge of their seats though!
Also me: bang your head on a keyboard until you get an idea I mean that's how my story about a unicorn with Bokuto's head, travelling through the magical Seijoh land with gay Kagehina penguins was born anyway.
7. I'm ready for potential angst. But before that, what food should I bring, just in case?
Pizza. All the pizza. No mushrooms or olives though.
8. What gave you the idea for this AU?
Two things.
First is Rodgers ans Hammersteins Cinderella musical. I watched it at least a couple of hunder times already.
Second is my obsession with medieval times. I love it! Kings and princes and stuff like that!
9. Why don't we talk anymore Senpai?
How 'bout you text me? I'm bad at keeping the convos going TvT.
AAAAAND WE'RE DONE!
If you have any more questions to me, please ask, I love answering questions.
Anyway, stay tuned for updates and see ya!
Love,
Hatari.