John: Eva and Jude are literally making out right next to me
Mary: then move? lol
John: I can't
Mary: ???
Luke: what's the bet michelle is in the next room?
Theo: $100000000000928895465873293247 for it
Luke: thats a lot of money we should find someone who will bet against it
Theo: Nobody would because nobody's THAT dumb.
John: I hate you both
Parker: Guys, can we please not spam this chat. It's for important information.