"This is homework hotline! Here to..."
"Hopefully solve all my life problems and marry me!"
"You're funny!"
"What's your real name?"
"Nancy Drew, loser."
"No, for real."
"Just Nancy, my real name is Nancy."
"I like it."
"You do?"
"Yeah I really do."
"What's your real name?"
"James."
"Good, I was hoping it was."
"So you like it?"
"Yeah I like it a lot, lover boy."
"Are we close friends, cutecumber?"
"I like to think so."
"Good."
"Good."
"I really like..."
"Like what?"
"Talking to you."
"And I really like talking to you."
"Good."
"Good."
"I'll talk to you you later, cutecumber."
"Bye, James."
"Good bye, Nancy."