She slammed the door of the principal’s office wide open. Hitting one of the geeks behind it, nonetheless. I let out a little laugh. Her friend was right behind her. I smirked up at them. They won’t do anything, they’ll probably even laugh. She came right up to me, and crossed her arms. I smiled a little and stood up. “Hey, mom.”
“Amber Lilly Simmons, you couldn’t at least get past the first week of school before you started trouble?!” She shouted at me.
“And you, young lady! Can you not at least act like you’re a good little angel for one week?!” Claira, my mom’s friend and Jess’s mom, started on Jess.
“Alright. I hate to break up the love-fest in here. But can we please take this into my office?” The principal, Mr. Colley asked ever so politely.
The moms shared a look, then turned to glare a little at us. Jess and I looked at each other, then rolled our eyes, and walked in right after them. We took a seat with our moms next to us. “So what happened now?” My mom started off.
“Well this time, they ordered a donkey and sent it into Mr. Larson’s classroom with a note calling him a jackass. Then they had him turn the fan on, which sent balloons filled with honey to drop on him and feathers to come falling down sticking to him.” He spoke.
Claira looked like she was having a little bit of a hard time not laughing right now. My mom was a little more relaxed when it comes to stuff like this. Although I could see the amusement in her eyes, she showed no sign of it anywhere else. “Well, I am so sorry about this. We’ll make sure they get punished.”
“They need more than just punishment. If you want them to keep attending this school, then this is the last prank or joke or anything they will ever pull on school grounds. I found these pamphlets.” He handed one to each mom. Jess and I shared a confused look before looking over our moms shoulders to check it out.
“Delinquent school?!” Jess and I yelled.
“Yeah right. The day you get us in there is the day all your hair grows back and you don’t have to wear that stupid wig anymore.” I am getting way too close to pissed off. And I could see Jess was right behind me.
“But that’s never going to fuckin’ happen, because you’re way too bald for anything. Even a cat wouldn’t want anything to do with your head. Let me save this poor thing, hold on.” Jess reached over the desk and grabbed his wig, throwing it behind her, then sitting back down and crossing her arms.
“Jessica Christine Collins!” Claira snapped. Jess just looked over to her and shrugged.
I got her back. “And if you’re going to wear a tie, wear something that at least looks nice instead of this shit.” I reached over, grabbing the scissors off his desk, and cutting it in half. I gave him a ‘fuck with me’ look, and sat back down, arms crossed.
“AMBER LILLY SIMMONS!” My mom shouted. I turned my head and raised my eyebrows for a minute. I winked, then turned back to the Mr. Colley, waiting for his move. “I am so sorry about this. I promise this will never happen again.”
“You’re damn right it won’t. They are BOTH kicked out of this school. You’ll be lucky if I don’t press ch—.“
“Yeah yeah, bla bla. Bye now.” Jess did the wavy fingers thing, grabbed my wrist, then bolted out the door. We saw Zack still sitting here, waiting for his father. We walked up to him. “Hey, guess what!”
He gave us a puzzled look. That’s when I spoke up. “We got kicked out!” I gave him a look like they were giving out free ice cream at Dairy Queen.
His mouth dropped. “Yeah. They gave our moms some pamphlet’s about some delinquent boarding school or whatever.” Jess rolled her eyes. Even I couldn’t believe that.
“Yeah, but it’s not like our parents would ever send us there.”
“Oh shit! If my dad gets that, I am in such big trouble.” Zack finally realized he could speak. I opened my mouth, but he started talking again. “Wait. He kicked you guys out just because of that prank?! I wasn’t even that bad!”
“Well…” Jess started off.
I smirked. “We kind of attacked him.”
“Do what?!” His eyes widened as if this was a surprise to him.
“Don’t act like it’s this totally off idea that we never would have had the guts to do.” Jess snapped.
“I just didn’t think you guys were dumb enough to hit our principal.” He sat back again.
“We didn’t hit him. After we saw the things about the boarding school, we got pretty pissed off. I made a comment about his hair, saying that the day we go there will be the day his hair grows back, then Jess reached over and threw his wig saying she’s saving it. Then I told him if he’s going to wear a tie, at least wear a good looking one, then I cut it in half and threw it.”
Zack was laughing pretty hard right about now. But he shut up while looking behind us. We looked behind us and saw the receptionist talking to his dad.
“Shit.” He muttered.
Our moms came out and glared at us. “Car.” My mom spoke.
“Now.” Claira demanded.
“We’ll see you later, Zack.” I said. Jess waved. And Zack just nodded, turning to watch the door to the office.
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We were in the car now, in our drive way. Jess and Claira lives next door. “I cannot believe you guys did that!” My mom started off. They both looked at each other, then burst into laughter.
“Oh my God, I cannot believe you guys did that!” Claira actually got some words out threw her.
I looked back at her since I was in the passenger seat. I looked over at Jess, who was next to her. “I told you they’d probably laugh.” She laughed a little.
“We did the same thing to him back in our senior year!” My mom yelled out through laughter, and Claira nodded, laughing harder.
Jess and I looked at each other, eyes wide. “You did not!” We both yelled over their laughter.
“Well actually. It was more your mom, than me.” Claira clarified.
“Oh my God.” I sat back. Jess and I looked at each other again. Then we all burst into laughter. “Damn. He must really hate this family.”
After a little while of sitting in the car, we all got out and went into our own houses.
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“She what?” My dad, Blake Simmons, asked as he looked between me and my mom, holding a fork full of food just off his plate. We were at the dinner table having, well, dinner.
“I sent a donkey to Mr. Larson’s room, then gave him a very improving make over. Then cut Mr. Colley’s tie, after Jess threw his wig across the room.” I said it like it was nothing. He smirked and shook his head, going back to his Chinese.
“So she got expelled.” Mom had to say that.
He raised his eyebrows, attention coming back on us. “It’s one week into the school year.”
Mom nodded. “And the principal gave us a pamphlet to Brimstone Academy.”
He looked a little more concerned now. “A delinquent boarding school?”
“Yeah…”
“No way in hell is she going.”
“Agreed.”
I smirked and dug back into my food.
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