(Alexander POV)
I woke up from a nice dream when I hear someone scream, I easily recognize it as Ace's so I shrug it off & go back to sleep. Few hours (or a couple minutes) I wake up & look in a mirror to see I have drool on my face, messy hair & I looked like a mess... but I don't give a shit. I wipe the drool off & comb my hair while walking out & yawning
I was wearing a singlet & my jacket was slung over my shoulder, I walk towards the deck & saw that Ace was in a head lock with Marco. I stare at the scene for awhile before turning around & heading towards the kitchen to where Thatch was cooking food
"You need help?" I ask as I put my jacket on one of the stools
"Oh, good morning Alex! & sure, I need help with making pancakes."
"I can help with that then!" the crew is huge & there are like say a hand full of chiefs & Thatch was the main guy. I had just poured some of the pancake mix into the frying pan & flipped it into the air like it was nothing, I did the same thing with another pan
"Hey Alex, I just noticed something."
"& that is."
"Nice tattoo." I hum & look at my left arm, going up it was a wolf howling at the moon
"I got when I was 18 because Sly got in a accident when he was in his wolf form, he almost died so if he does die I would look at this & remember him." I look at Thatch & see that he wiped away a little dear drop "You okay?"
"Yeah... I'm fine." I chuckle & pat his back, it awhile but we finished cooking everything & everyone started file into the galley. Just as I set everything I see Ace shoot in with a angry Marco following after
"Good morning Ace, Marco!"
"Oh, hello Alex!"
"Greetings-yoi."
"Stop acting like children you two, your grown men & you should act like it." I say while pulling a cigarette out but was stopped when Thatch pulled his hand out in front of me
"No smoking in the galley Alex, we eat food in here so don't smoke in here right now!" I sigh & put the packet of cigarettes back into my pocket
"Okay mum." he laughs & ruffles my hair
"Thanks kid!"
"I'm 20 years old... old man." I snicker as I see a tick mark on the corner of his head "Welp, I'm gonna go eat so see you later grandpa!"
"Hey! I'm not that old kid!"
"Stop calling me kid & I'll stop calling you an old geezer." a couple more tick marks appeared on his head as I smirked at him. We were throwing insults at each other while the others laughed at us, soon enough things got out of hand & a pie was all over my face. He laughs & when the tray to the pie fell to the ground I wipe the cream off my eye lids, this means war. I pick up a hand full of the left over pancake mix & smudged it all over his hair
He let out a scream of terror & glared at me, I smirked but that faded when he picked up the bag off flour & poured it all over me. I threw eggs at him, he did the same, I flew flour at him & poured it down his clothes & he threw flour at me face I accidentally swallowed some I was coughing flour. Just as I was going to chuck the whole carton of milk at him Whitebeard picked us both us, Thatch was trying to get lose while I was just hanging there
"Would you two just stop?"
"Thatch started it." I said calmly, he growled
"Did not!"
"Yeah, calling me a kid then throwing a pie in my face. You totally didn't start it." I say sarcastically as I pull the cigarette out of my pocket & lighting it, blowing the smoke in his face & smirking in his face
"Put that out right now!"
"Nope." he started yelling again & I throw the carton of milk at him, he started screaming. Whitebeard drops both of us & I run the fuck away from laughing lightly with my hands in my pocket while he was running after me with full force
(Third Person POV)
"Jeez, he's like another Ace-yoi!"
"A much calmer, polite & mature version of Ace." they laugh as Thatch chased Alex all over the ship, they around in a circle & Alex stopped & sat in the window where the kitchen was & Thatch didn't even notice. When he finally did it was when Alex was laughing a full on laugh that made Ace smile, he hasn't heard Alex laugh like that in years! (for real). Thatch tackled him (Alex) & he landed on his back with a thud
After awhile Thatch got up, pretty much satisfied, & walked off. Meanwhile with Alex, he threw his hand over the counter & lifted himself up & Ace couldn't help but laugh. Milk, flour, sugar, eggs, any ingredient you name it! was all over him! He glared at the door where Thatch left & growled under his breath
"I'm getting my fucking revenge."
(Time Skip)
Alex had finally gotten all the chunks of food & flour out of his hair & washed the rest out & threw his clothes in the wash then got his revenge on Thatch. He had gone on a mission for Whitebeard while he stayed behind & replaced his shampoo & conditioner with green hair dye, sprayed his clothes with his hairspray & replaced his swords with toy ones, its gonna be a masterpiece
Even Marco & Ace helped out when he came back & fell asleep by taking his bed & putting it on the water, leaving it floating while a rope was tied to it so he wouldn't float away. When so they sticky noted his whole room until they heard someone scream, so they hurried up & finished up & ran outside
"What the fuck?!" they look over & see a confused & angry Thatch, he couldn't help but laugh lightly "Was this your doing Alex?"
"No, but I wish!" as he walks off Marco, Ace & him fist bump as Thatch fell into the water. He got back on the ship & walks into the room only to find his room was filled with sticky notes, he groaned to himself & just left them alone & into the bathroom. Alex chuckled to himself when he heard him turn the water one so being a dickhead he clenched his fist on the water became boiling hot
"WHAT THE HELL?!" he laughed & walked away, Thatch jumped out of the shower & when he put his hand back in to check the temperature & it was fine. He went back in & washed his hair, when he was done he dried his hair, changed his clothes & just when he was going to put his hair up he noticed it was green "He is dead!" he runs out & find Alex doing adjustments on his scythe while smoking a cigarette "Alex!" he jumped & when he looked up & noticed Thatch's green hair, he snorted
"N-Nice hair... You beat Marco's pineapple hair!"
"Not funny kid! Did you do this?!"
"First of all, stop calling me kid, & second, I wish." he lied at the end just so he could piss him off, which did
"Second warning kid!"
"Sure, old geezer!" he yelled as Thatch walked away, grumpy & pissed (like another Zoro!). Soon enough the marines showed up & they had to fight them off so when Thatch pulled his swords out, they were just swords
"Seriously... who's doing this?!" Whitebeard laughed at that, remembering the hairspray on his clothes, Alex flicked his cigarette at Thatch & his clothes started to catch on fire "Does anyone smell that?"
"Yeah, your butts on fire!" he looks down & he was on fire
"ACE!!"
"Don't look at me!" he looks at Alex & see he was dying of laughter
'That boy is dead to me!'