There, Here, and Back again...

Af Flower_Misery

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Nakira is an orphan, shunned, alone. But.... It never really bothered her. She's a Kunoichi from the Village... Mere

There, Here, and Back again. (A Naruto Fanfic)
Chapter 1: I HATE WAITING FOR RAMEN TO COOK! IT'S TOO CRUEL!!
Chapter 2: Damn you Kakashi.
Chapter 3: -_- Gaurding The drunk old guy. Lovely.
Chapter 4: Is that a man? Or a cow?
chapter 5?: Sakura. I really hate you.
Chapter 6: Chakra Control? DOO I HHAAVVEE TOOO?
Chapter 7: It's a bird! No it's a flying Cow-I mean Sakura! No It's Zabuza
Chapter 8?: The Rainbow Bunny Quest/ Friendaversary
Chapter ???: The WHATIN exams!?
Chapter 10: The Wrath of an Angry Fangirl
Chapter 11: The beginning of the Chunin Exams
Chapter 12: The Forest of........ Death? *Scary Music*
Chapter 13: The Forest of....... Micheal Jackson? What?
Chapter 14: A sudden Death Elimination? Sounds like fun!
Chapter 15: Training for the Chunins- Month 1
Chapter 16: The Chunin Exams, Month 2
Chapter 17: Training for the Chunin's -Month 3
Chapter 18: The 3rd Chunin Exam
Chapter 19: OHMYSNICKLESPUCHUMS!! DESCISIONS!
Chapter 20: SUNA DEPARTURE
Chapter 21: ARE YOU SURE WE CAN'T PUT IN A SWIMMING POOL?? Months 1 & 2
Chapter 22: At The Point Where Nothing Else Matters - Months 3 & 4
Chap 23:Past the Point of No Return! SOUNDS LIKE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA - Month 5
Chapter 24: ITACHI LET ME GET A DAMN SWIMMING POOL JERK-FACE!!
Chapter 25: When It's Raining Like No Tomorrow.....
Chapter 26: Rain, Rain, Go Away, Make Me Sad Another Day...
Chapter 27: I Don't How I Got Mad, I Don't Think I Should Get Back
Chapter 28: The Impossible sighting
Chapter 29: We Meet Again..... Rainbow Bunnies (=.=)
Chapter 30: Breathe....
Chapter 31: Return
My apologies
Chapter 32: Give Me Two Days
Hey let's talk about the origin of Rainbow Bunnies
Chapter 33: This is a Happy title. I promise. (No really it is)
Chapter 34: I LOVE YOU KENPACHI RAMASAMA
Chapter 35: Remember that one guy in the window?
Chapter 36: Stupid Uchihas.
Chapter 37: The End of One Adventure and the Beginning of Another

Awesome EPIC VALENTINES SPECIAL THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY

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Af Flower_Misery

So... I'm here.... With the Characters from Naruto and There, Here and Back Again.and I'm bored. And it's Valentines day..... And... YEAH! WE'RE GUN A DO AN INTERVEIW!! BUT IT'S NOT GUNNA BE AN 'normal' interview. ITS GUNNA BE INSIDE THEIR HEADS! BECAUSE IM A MIND READER!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Im also going to be doing random pairings... Cuz it's valentines day and I'm bored.

So let's start off with our star....

Nakira: It's me right?

NO IT'S NARUTO!!

~Naruto~

So... Are you like in my head now?

Soooo you're going to ask me questions as I walked around Konoha?

Hinata!? BUT LIKE SAKUR-

I scowled as my body started to walk to Hinata's house without any of my control. Damn conscience thing :/

Nothing nothing!! I knocked on Hinata's door, forcing a fake smile. She slid open the door, in her training clothes. Her face turned bright red. "N-Naruto-kun!?"

"Hey Hinata-chan. There's something I've been meaning to tell you..."

NO WAY IM NOT GOING TO KISS HER

NO.

NO

NO

Okay fine... I smiled somewhat shakily, "Hinata-chan. I... Uh... Would you Uh... Go on a date... With me?"

Her face turned a cuter shade of red. Wait... Did I just think that of my own accord?

"N-N-Naruto-kun!!" She exclaimed before fainting.

DID NOT. SHE FAINTED.

SHUT UP! I SEE WHY NAKIRA HATES YOU SO MUCH!!

NAKIRA DOESN'T HATE ME IM HER BEST FRIEND!!

YOU PISS ME OFF

PISSED OFF!

BECAUSE YOUR BEING AN IDOT!

Go away. I'm taking Hinata on our date after she wakes up.

....... Is she gone? *whew* Thank go-

ISNT THAT YOUR JOb?

yes.

YES

YES

YYEESSS

Whatever, I'm out. I have a date thanks to you.

~Sakura~

Sauske, Sauske, I love Sauske, I'ma singing a song in my head about Sauske cuz I. A stupid Fangirl who LOOOOOOVVVVVEEESSS SAUSKE!

*evil laugh* See ya bitch!

~Lee~

Hey? Whose youthful voice besides my own is in my head?

OHH so Nakira sent you!

Are you going to get me a date with Sakura?

^\\\\\\^ Thanks... Hehehehe. ALLRIGHT MAY THE POWER OF YOUTH GRANT US GOOD LUCK AS WE PURSUE OUR COURSE.

I rushed to Sakura-chan, going as fast as possible. "Sakura-chan!? Will you go on a date with me?"

She eyed me apprehensively, then shuddered slightly. "No."

HAI!! "Nakira's conscience said she'll invade your head and force you to say yes!" Wow... That was ALOT better sounding in my head.

She thought for a moment."No."

Right! Are those real?

Okay. "She says she'll attack you with rainbow Bunnies if you don't." Sakura visibly shuddered, frowning.

"Fine, I'll go on a date with You. Let's go."

THANK YOU VOICE IN MY HEAD T.T *happy tears*

~Sauske~

Holy shit who the hell are you?

Like I don't get ENOUGH of her everyday. Now she has to be in my head to.

But you probably act just like her....

Hn.

No not really... Only when somebody is being annoying and I don't what to talk to them is when I do that. Why do you think I do that to Nakira all the time?

No your right..... Your worse.

Whatever, I don't care.

But I don't.

But I don't

I AINT BOTHERED DAMMIT ((If you've seen the Cathrine Tate show you know where that's from))

-.-I don't

NO

NO

I was going to anyway.

NO we are not getting into that again.

I stopped in my tracks and looked to see where I was... Which was in front of Nakira's house.

Uh. No. No, no, I wasn't. -///////-

-////////- I WASN'T!

~Nakira~

Are you done playing Cupid?

What do you mean? I stopped walking to Naruto's house and tilted my head to the side. Conscience?

Who are they?

-.- Let me guess. It's me and somebody else right?

Why? OMG DID NARUHINA FINALLY BECOME ACCOMPLSIHED!?

THAT'S AWESOME!! YAY FOR INVADING MINDS!!

Bitch

-.- SHUT UP

aren't you supposed to do that?

Really? I didn't know that... This conversation would have ended long ago if I did...

OKAY!!

WHAT!!?

~Temari~

WHAT THE HELL!!

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE IN MY HEAD?

I don't like Shikamaru. -.-

-.- Wow. Your worse than the real Nakira.. No wonder she's crazy.

I don't wanna..... "Sorry Akira... I gotta go. Nakira's conscience is forcing me to go talk to a certain.. Sexy.. No I didn't just say that.... Leaf Ninja who I really love but am hiding it from mysef and the world" OH MY GOD YOU BITCH! YOU FORCED ME TO SAY THAT TO MY BOYFRIEND!!

HES MY BOYFRIEND

"Temari? Are you breaking up with me?" Akira looked down at me with his big...beautiful.. Not Shikamaru's.... Brown eyes.

OMG I didnt just think that.

.

Bitch.

"What!? No of course I wouldn't! That wasn't me talking. Or it was me talking. But it wasn't ME talking."

A confused look passed over his face. "I mean... Yes I am."

"NO! IM NOT!"

I viably rolled my eyes and sighed. "Whatever. Sorry Akira, I gotta go." I stormed away. Pissed off at the conscience that was.. Inside of my head? Well whatever. That wasn't a very nice move. I started to run towards Konoha.

Whatever. I'm getting you out of my had.

~Shikamaru~

O.o Why are you in my head?

-.- Geez what a drag.

W-what!? TEMARIS COMING!!? Why that troublesome woman?

Those don't exist. -.-

Exactly Like rainbow bunnies.

But.. Rainbow bunnies don't exist.

-.- Whatever, let's just get this over wit- "Shikamaru?" I looked up from my gaze on the ground to see Temari standing in front of me.

"Yeah?" She smirked and slid next to me on the bench.

"Nakira's conscience is forcing me to do this,"

"Same here."

"So... You just wanna get it over with?" She leaned back on the bench, and I tried to keep my eyes off of her. Damn! What are you doing to me?

"Yeah. If it will put her to rest."

She leaned closer to me. "Are you sure it's not just that?" She breathed, inches away from my face. I softly kissed her, gently, testing the waters to see if she was sure. Her hands wrapped around my neck, and she kissed me, not even hesitating.

Thank you Nakira's conscience.

~Nakira~

Now are you done?

Who exactly is this?

I KNEW IT YOU LIAR!

WHAT!!!?? I TURNED DOWN SAUSKE FOR YOU!!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP>

DAMN YOU CONSCIENCE

~>

Hahahahhaha HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!

Nakira: Wow. That SUCKED.

Sauske: Agreed, she ruined my whole surprise.

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!

Sauske: Hn.

Nakira: Why should we?

Shikamaru: Thank you Flower.

Oh anytime Shikamaru! As long as it's for the sake of love!

Nakira:WHAT ABOUT MY LOVE HUH?

It's nonexistent.

Nakira: I hate you.

AWW LOVE YOU TO (No homo) NAKIRA

Nakira: -.- Bitch.

VOTE

COMMENT

FAN ME

MARRY SOMEBODY

I DUNNO... GET A PERM.

WATCH SOME T.V EAT SOME RAMEN

AND LIVE LIFE

TO THE LOWEST

JK

LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST

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