Kas: " Lafayette as they attempted to microwave one of John's stuffed animals because "it looked cold." "
Kas: *all my stuffed animals look up in horror*
Rose: *my dolls hold up a knife*
Rose: So you see why I put a cross on it
Kas: I'm wearing a cross.
Kas: anyways
Kas: "Alexander had moved on from the toaster"
Kas: Alex x toaster
Rose: OTP
Kas: " "Yes, Alex, the toaster is really interested."
"Oh, no. That was just to make you jealous." Alexander leaned in close and dropped his voice to a whisper. "Do you think he would be too heart broken if I let him down gently?" "
Kas: NOOOO
Kas: //sobs
Kas: TOASTER
Rose: AUTHOR WE TRUSTED YOU
[This is what happens when you let Rose and I read Hamilton fanfics at 1 am. ~Kas]