A Book of Dam Laughters

By the_akward_fangirl

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(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've rea... More

Wolverine
Pizza Face
Dangerous Foods
One Whole Idiot
Rainbow Cake
Seven Dorks
Annasassy*
Movie v. Book*
I Knew I Could Count On You*
Big Three Bromance
Pick up lines?
A Cake
Man Crush
Percy the Narcissist
Poor Hades
What Did Percy Do*
Jack Jackson
Dorky Goofball
Dam Problems
Hunger Games+Annabeth
Hello Percy's Version
Unconscious Jasons
Looking for Jason
The Changes of the Big Three
Blood Type
Uncultured Peasant
The K-Word*
Big Z
Watch Me
Master of Foreshadowing
I Can't Even Imagine
Annabeth's Stories
A Little Flutter
The Nose Bleed
Hello 2
Frozen Style OTP Marriage
Angle OTP
Apollo's Haiku
Calling Annabeth
Serious Question
Punny Nico
Bricks
I've Already Been There
Romans v. Greeks
Percy the Narrarator
This is a Pen
"Hercules" Jason and Nico
Deal With It
Summary (1)*
Excuse Me
We Have a Clarisse
TOTALLY Not the Declaration
Connection to Percy
My Cabin
Please Marry Me
Happy Birthday to You
A Better Boyfriend
Persassy's Sass
Rebellious Jason
Potato Janitor*
Oblivious Percy
Leo the Cheez-It
Noskcaj Ycrep
Movies VS Book
Thanks Khione?
Emotionally Hurt
Unlucky Thirteen
The Acapollos
Tres and Dos*
Different Standards
Poor Jason
Sassy Teens
College Life
Not Percabeth
Mango Cheese
Fish Voodoo
You Little Disappointment
Greek Fanfiction
Idiots
Excluded From Others
Going in the Trap!
You Idiots
Leo's Roots
Apollo's Haiku #2
Neigh Neigh
PERCY JACKSON?!
SO Embarassing
The New Dam
Fighting the Athena Kids
Smarter Kids
Annabeth's Pet Fish
My Bad*
Hera's Reason
Percy Does That*
Appreciation for Grover
Dam Snack Bar
Sharing a Common Mind
Cliffhangers
Patriot Day
The Type
The Third Wheel
Tyson's Letter
The Stolls' Payment Ways
The Cats of Olympus
Meeting Caleo
Sassy Trainor
Never Forget
RIP Magnus
Who Was On Fire First?
Sham-ah-lam-ah-DING-dong
Typical Zeus
Everything Revolves Around Him
The Old Series
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Lost Forever
Drowning???
Never Again*
Annabeth to the Rescue
The Punny Puns of Punseus Jackson*
The Pillow Pet's Father
Just Laugh to Save Yourself
Don't Blame the Nosebleed
Claustrophobic*
The Greater Good
Siblings from a Different World
A New Son of Poseidon?
Letter of Promises
Do You Wanna Build a Dragon?
Officer Jackson
Cinnamon Rolls
Everything Dies
Why You Talkin To Me
Flower Gleam and Glow*
A Not-So Friendly Reminder
Annabeth's Bestseller
Am I Jasmine?
A Little Mind Teaser
Peterson Jamaica
Why Magnus Must Be Annabeth's Cousin
The Most Awesome Child
Who Would Have Thought . . .
The Test is Too Easy
Nic-OH
Important Questions
Hades' Attack Power
Hello #3
Playing Scrabble
Dear Sister
I Figured As Much
Nice While It Lasted
I Still Love You Though ;)
Fighting Partners
Remember That Dare?
Swoon at the Feet of the Lord
Thanksgiving
Poor Paul
Coach Poseidon
. . . He's Dead
Professor D
*Insert Forced Laughter Here
A Jercy Marriage*
Dead Language = Dead Sunglasses
Nico's Future At McDonalds
Jackson Criteria
The Reason
Only Us
The Son of Hades
Even Better
Hard Decisions
DON'T LET GO
Let It Go
Impulse Control
Everybody Forgot
Definitely Not Percy
The Origin of Our Sassiness
THIS MAN
Nico's Dead
Percy's Christmas
The Mark of Rick
The "Scary" Ghost King
NOBODY
Disney Princesses
HE'S ONTO US
Let Me Go Cry A Little
He Didn't Deserve It
The Contrast
Why Authors Don't Meet
I WONDER . . .
'Sup?
Hamazan
What If . . .
Common Sense
Open-minded
Percy the Golfer
He's Solace
Grover the Tap Dancer
Smooth~
We All Agree
NO PERCABETH

And Then We Have Percy

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By the_akward_fangirl

But I just imagine that when Nico, Percy, and Thalia go on quests together, Nico and Thalia are really good at blending in and hiding.
And then, we have Percy.

Like, Thalia would act natural or climb a tree or something.

Nico would fade into the shadows.

And then, Percy would do something Percyish like pretend to be a tree or fall over and try to be a carpet.

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