Adjustments! Cuz I think the males are to many TwT
Indonesia = Male
Malaysia = Male
Philippines = Female
Brunei = Female
Singapore = Male
Cambodia = Male
Laos = Female
Myanmar = Male
Thailand = Male (of course)
Vietnam = Female (I WANNA SEE HER M VERSION THO)
Timor = Female
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1. Death Penalty
America: DEATH
M!Indonesia: nO!!
America: DO DEATH PENALTY TO ELIMINATE THOSE RULE BREAKERS
M!Indonesia: nOOO!!
America: wHYY??
M!Indonesia: dEATH PENALTY IS JUST KILLING PEOPLE WHO KILLED PEOPLE TO TELL THEM THAT KILLING IS WRONG!!
America: ......0_0
M!Indonesia: sO THERE'S NO POINT ON KILLING THEEEMM!! ;-;
2. It's science, betch
M!Singapore: Cam, please. You did nothing today. Help me construct my building.
M!Cambodia: .....
I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
I regenerate cells
I transmit nerve signals to my brain
I digest food
How was that nothing?
M!Singapore: ............
F!Laos: You're my hero
Thailand: tRUE PROTECTOR
3. Inspirational Quote
M!Malaysia: My heard is hurting because I just thought of my future for 0.3 second
M!Indonesia: You'll get headache from looking at something so bright
F!Philippines: ....This is the most inspiring thing you have said :'-^)
4. Punnnnn
F!Philippines: Give me milk! I wanna have cereal for breakfast
Vietnam: Here you go.
M!Myanmar: You drown your cereal in milk?
F!Philippines: Like any normal people, yes.
M!Indonesia: ...But if your cereal drowns in milk.... wouldn't that make the milk...
M!Malaysia: nO ST O P
F!Brunei: p LE A S E
M!Indonesia: A cereal killer? *wink*
M!Malaysia: NDONNNNNNNN
5. (idk how to title this one tbh :'v)
Italy: Make people think it wasn't you! =w=
M!Indonesia: Like, in act?
Italy: Yeah, yeah!
America: oHHHHH KIKU HONDA, IT'S UR TURN
M!Indonesia: uh
Japan: *throws everything he carried*
*pulls out sunglasses, microphone and hat in his bag*
*wears it*
DJ KIKU IS IN THE HOUSE
THE ROOF IS NOT HIS SON, BUT HE IS HERE TO RAISE IT
Germany: ...wHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
America: CIVILIZATION MODAFUCKAAAAAAS
6. Tsundere
America: I DON'T WANNA WORK WITH YOU ANYMORE *Slams the door*
England: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! GO ON AND LEAVE, YOU PRICK!!
.........
...
....
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England: ......*sob* I jUST LOST MY ONLY 'FRIEND'
Canada: *opens the door* Alfred looks angry... Did something happen?
England: ....nah, still got another.
France: Being England is so difficult *sips tea*
England: oh quiet you
7. Annoying
Hungary: gO AWAY U IDIOT LEAVE ME ALONE
America: lol r u on ur period
Seychelles: America, please don't be a jerk
America: Why r u being sass too =_= rlly evryone is in their periods
F!Philippines: Just because a girl is bitchy doesn't mean she's on her period. Maybe she just doesn't like you or you're being an annoying little shit
America: . . . . .
Monaco: =v=
Liechtenstein: get rekt
8. Weed
M!Singapore: Nesia.
M!Indonesia: Hm?
M!Singapore: I found a lighter underneath your bed. You better explain yourself before I call the police.
M!Indonesia: I just set Thailand's room on fire.
M!Singapore: Oh, thank God. I thought you were smoking weed.
F!Laos: WHY DO I SMELL SMOKE
M!Singapore: I'll call the firefighter.
9. SPANISH
Romano: [shots Spain in Italian]
Spain: [screams in Spanish]
Italy: Mmm qué dices
Germany: ....vat?
America: I JUST REALIZED THAT "MMM QUÉ DICES" I THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WHATCHA SAY
Japan: ITARIA-SAN WHY
10. Flirtatious Finland
Denmark: I bet you can't flirt!
Finland: O-Of course I can!
Norway: Prove it.
Finland: *to Sweden* You're not exactly a rose, but potatoes bloom too
Sweden: .........
Iceland: PHBBBBBTTT---
11. Tumblr
America: *calling Japan* oH MY GOD KIKU!!! MY OLD MAN DISCOVERED TUMBLR LAST NIGHT!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!
Japan: .....Did he found your accountu?
America: I THINK SO!! HOLY SHIET HE'S LAUGHING LOUDLY AND IS PREPARING SOME MAGICAL BULLSHIT IN HIS BASEMENT
Japan: .....I wirr mourn for you, my friend.
12. The Pain of an Otaku
Japan: *calling Nesia* Nesia-san? Have you arrived yet?
M!Indonesia: UHHH... YEAH
Japan: W-What's the matter, there? A-Are you lost?!
M!Indonesia: yEAH
Japan: Have you asked peopre nearby?!
M!Indonesia: I DID
Japan: T-Then?
M!Indonesia: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUDGE THEY SAID
Japan: N-Nani?? I thought Nesia-san had learned-
M!Indonesia: tHEY DON'T HAVE SUBTITLES
Japan: ..........bruh
13. England and France
France: Oh, is that person making a flower crown using England's roses? That is so sweet :)
England: Is that someone fighting France? I SMELL A NEW FRIEND
14. What if America is a mean Tsundere?
America: What are you doing?
Vietnam: Smelling the roses.
America: Huh. What a weirdo.
Vietnam: I don't care =_=
America: .....I wish I was the rose.....
Vietnam: What did you say?
America: I said you're gross
15. Rudeness and Kindness
M!Singapore: There are nice Americans
There are rude Americans
There are nice Brits
There are rude Brits
There are nice Canadians
There's Justin Bieber
Canada: Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape. We are so sorry...
M!Singapore: .......
America: He was never meant to escape
16. Feeling of being left out
((When I saw previous stories, maybe these characters are... kinda... sorta.... being.... Uh 0_0))
Thailand: I feLT LIKE MY APPEARANCE IN THIS STORY GOT CUT OFF
Vietnam: mINE toO- but really, it doesn't really matter! :')
Timor: Me too ;-;
Thailand: AUTHOR PLEASE
Me: You know what you can do to be a main character
...................
Vietnam: oh nO
Me: leT'S MAKE A RACE
Thailand: tHIS AG A IN??
Me: THE PERSON WHO GOT THE 1ST PLACE
WILL BE THE NEXT MAIN CHARACTER
MAKE YOUR OWN VERSION OF CARS
MURDERING IS ALLOWED
CRABS ARE AVAILABLE FOR THROWING
HOW'S THAT SOUND
Timor: nOOO DON'T BRING OTHER REFERENCES
PLEASE
WE'RE BEGGING YOU
Thailand: jUST MAKE US APPEAR MORE OFTEN
M!Cambodia, F!Laos: =_=
((iF YOU KNOW WHAT ANIME I'M REFERRING WE'LL BE A GREAT NAKAMA))
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#somefromtumblrandiFunny
That is all! TwT
What is this, not updating for more than a month? Betch please, I'm still alive and well
I can't use "busy" as an excuse, so I'll just say I'm lazy making chapters or probs don't have any ideas -.-
So my book here is not about their past whereabouts, now mostly about their relationship/status, personalities (though many of them have many freakin personalities TwT), currencies, situations, or whatnot.
Do if you're looking for historical story, don't come here!
....... so I heard Trump become-
America: n O
That is all!
Here's the Kirkland Brothers ~
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