One day in this cycle, it changed. Bob Ross went inside the window of the church, then suddenly felt very sick because he hadn't eaten anything for the past 4 years. He ran up to the front of the church in search of foods.
He saw on the alter thing there was the body and blood of christ. yum yum bob ross thought and decided to eats
so like he eats aLL OF IT YUM then pukes everywhere
"gross!" one of the woman named Linda in church yell
bob ross looks at Linda. she is beautiful. he runs up to her and gets down on one knee
"wow lady that i dont know your name, will you marry me???" he asks
"no" Linda says, so bob ross handcuffs himself to her and drags her to the front of the church.
"marry us" he says to the priest nd the priest does
then, bob ross dies because he is deadly allergic to metal and linda has to drag the dead body of bob ross to a chainsaw store to get her arm amptatdd the end