Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
8:15 PM
Unknown Number
"Hello?"
"Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?"
"Uh-"
"Why is the meaning of life so hard to find when we have dictionaries?"
"Um-"
"Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?"
"I don't kno-"
"If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?"
"Hey-"
"Does a postman deliver his own mail?"
"EXCUSE ME MYSTERY GIRL!"
"Yes?"
"I don't know the answers to your stupid questions."
"Oh, okay then... how's life?"
"Seriously?"
"Yes."
"Who even is this?"
"I'm the girl who called yesterday, you know about my little situation with my car and my keys..."
"Oh yeah I remember you!"
"YAY! That calls for a celebration, don't you think?
"Yeah sure... just not today. Cya!"
"Wai-"
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"I cannot believe he just hung up on me! so rude."
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Nick Robinson is bae tbh
don't be a silent reader y'all
xx Skittle Lova