FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

By celestialbarnes

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Merry Christmas

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 6/10/15: This chapter was edited on June 10.

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Santa Claus has updated his status:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Comments:

Percy Jackson: Santa, you're real?!

Leo Valdez: Santa, you have Facebook?!

Santa Claus: Of course I'm real, boys!! And Leo, I have it to check for people that are naughty or nice!

Leo Valdez: ohhh!!!

Percy Jackson: See you next year Santa!!

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho!

Santa Claus has logged off.

Rachel Dare has updated her status:

So what are you guys doing for Christmas?

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Going to go visit my mom.

Annabeth Chase: I'm leaving soon to visit my dad.

Coach Hedge: Seeing Mellie and the babby :3

Piper McLean: Flying to San Francisco to see my dad and Jason. :)

Leo Valdez: Going with Piper ^

Piper McLean: Really, Leo? -_- And don't you dare say what that is!

Leo Valdez: Must... resist...

Leo Valdez: W-H-A-L-E

Leo Valdez: I couldn't resist :(

Leo Valdez: I don't have anywhere to go, Piper! Pleeeeeease can I go? I can watch Coach Hedge and their kid to make sure they both don't get into trouble!!

Piper McLean: You? Watching kids? No. That's a disaster waiting to happen.

Leo Valdez: Please Piper!! Pretty please with cherries on top!!

Piper McLean: Fineeeee

Leo Valdez: Yaaaay!!! :D

Piper McLean: But no setting things on fire or improving stuff >:(

Leo Valdez: Aww :(

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Who wants to go caroling on Olympus with me?!

Comments:

Leo Valdez: Meee!!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Please leave the singing to the Apollo kids.

Percy Jackson: :(

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Comments:

Leo Valdez: Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Percy Jackson: Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun

Leo Valdez: Now the jingle hop has begun

Percy Jackson: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, rock

Leo Valdez: Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time

Percy Jackson: Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square

Leo Valdez: In the frosty air

Percy Jackson: What a bright time, it's the right time

Leo Valdez: To rock the night away

Percy Jackson: Jingle bell time is a swell time

Leo Valdez: To go riding in a one horse sleigh

Percy Jackson: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet

Leo Valdez: Jingle around the clock

Percy Jackson: Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet

Leo Valdez: That's the jingle bell

Percy Jackson: That's the jingle bell

Leo Valdez: That's the jingle bell rock!

Piper McLean: Are you going to be singing that on the trip??

Leo Valdez: Maybe..

Piper McLean: Than you can't go! You will annoy me to death!

Leo Valdez: I know I'm annoying but I didn't know it was that bad :(

Percy Jackson: It's okay, Leo. You can come with me when I visit my mom. At least she'll enjoy our caroling, unlike some people we know >:(

Leo Valdez: *cough Annabeth and Piper cough*

BananaJump has updated her status:

Merry Christmas, everyone! And if you don't celebrate Christmas, than Happy Hanukkah or Happy Kwanzaa! (I know Hanukkah already passed but still.) And if you don't celebrate all of the above, than have a great day! Stay safe!

And sorry I didn't update last week. I was busy and I was also waiting to write this so I could update on Christmas. :)

This chapter's dedication goes to KeishaMichelleThom.

Dedication goes to a commenter!
Also, I want to know what you get/got for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa. Let me know in a comment below! ;)

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