Pit: *Watching MLP*
Palutena: What are you watching?
Pit: MLP! *Smiles*
Palutena: Isn't that for kids? Why are you watching it?
Dark Pit: *Teleports in* Because he's gay. And that actually explains why Pit's name is pink on this book's cover. *Floats away*
Pit: *Chases after Dark Pit to hit him, but falls instead*
Dark Pit: See, it's influencing him to become a whorse.
Pit: *Dies inside*