EXO Jokes Part 2 [Completed]

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[COMPLETED 100 JOKES W/ SCENARIOS, TRIVIAS AND IMAGINES] This is the Part 2 of EXO Jokes but with scenar... More

EXO Jokes Part 2
Exo Scenario: Exo Suddenly Kiss You
Exo Scenario: When EXO meet a mosquito
Exo Scenario: Letting you Sleep
Exo Imagine: Luhan as your caring Boyfriend
Exo Trivias: D.O, Luhan, Baekhyun
Exo Scenario: Exo Wants you to be their GF
Exo Imagine: D.O as your Sweet husband
Exo Imagine: Baekhyun as your loving bestfriend
Exo Scenario: Exo pag naging bitter
Exo Imagine: Kai as your sweet yet perv husband XD
Exo Imagine: Baekhyun
Exo Jokes: Chen & Kris
Exo Imagine: Sehun and the Handkerchief
Exo Imagine: How Kai Confessed
Exo Imagine: If Chen saw you reading .....FSG
Exo Scenario: When EXO members had a random conversation
Exo Scenario: Exo Playing Snow
Exo Imagine: SEHUN
Exo Scenario: EXO wish for 2014
Exo Jokes: Hunhan & Kaisoo
Exo Jokes: Ang Kwento ni Chen
Exo Scenario: Exo kapag nag-away kayo
Exo Scenario: Exo kapag may sakit ka
Exo Imagine: Kapag may test kayo ni Luhan
Exo Jokes: You and Luhan & French Lesson ni Chen
Exo Scenario: Exo kapag taglamig
Exo Imagine: Valentines Special
Exo Scenario: Kris and You
Exo Jokes: Kai and You
Exo Jokes: Chen
Exo Scenario: Exo in School
Exo Jokes: Mga Katotohanan sabi ng EXO
Exo Jokes: Yan ang Kaibigan from EXO
Exo Jokes: Exo's Qoutes
Exo Jokes: Lumang Banat ng EXO
Exo Imagine: TaoHun Imagine
Exo Jokes: Noon at Ngayon sabi ng EXO
Exo Jokes: Mga Katotohana tuwing bakasyon
Exo Jokes: Chen and Xiumin
Exo Jokes: Ang EXO BOW!!!!!
Exo Jokes: Ang Kaisoo!!! Bow!!
Exo Jokes: Hunhan's Get's Nio ba? haha
Exo Jokes: Asar moment sabi ni Chen!!
Exo Jokes: Special Bday Joke ni Luhan
Exo Jokes: Si D.O ang Lasing Xd!!
Exo Jokes: EXO if they are Roman Gods
Exo Jokes: Sabi ng EXO!!! XD
Exo Jokes: Ang Corny ng Chenyeol Wahaha!!! XD
Exo Jokes: Makulit na Kai !!!!
Exo Facts: Exo's Schedule
Exo Jokes: Luhan's Corny Joke XD
Exo Jokes: Ang KAIHAN!!!!
Exo Jokes: Ikaw Vs. Chen
Exo Imagines: You and Kris
Exo Jokes: Special Chapter For Tao
Exo Trivias: Kai, Sehun, Kris
Exo Jokes and Facts for Baekhyun: Happy Birthday ^_^
Exo Jokes: SI HUANG ZI TAO XD!!!!
Exo Joke Special Joke: MV RELEASED
Exo Jokes: Sa Dorm ng EXO!!
Exo Scenario: Brown Out Daw !!!
Exo Jokes: Mother's Day Version Greetings of EXO
Exo Jokes: Ikaw at si Kai!!
Exo Jokes: Chen Chen at Ben Ben
Exo Jokes: Kaisoo!
Exo Jokes: Kaihan!
Exo Trivias: KRIS NULIFICATION OF CONTRACT
Exo Trivias: SM CONFIRMED THIS
Exo Trivias: KRIS WEIBO UPDATE
Exo Trivias: UPDATES ABOUT KRIS
Exo Trivias: KRIS MESSEGE TO THE FANS
Exo Scenarios: Kris
Exo Trivias: TAO MESSEGE
Exo Trivias: KRIS DISEASE
Exo Jokes: Taoris <3
Exo Jokes: Baeksoo and You
Exo Jokes: Chanbaek & Xiuhan
Exo Jokes: Kim JongDae at si Kris
Exo Jokes: KrisYeol
Exo Jokes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUHO!!! Ft. Kris Info
FREEDOM BOARD: MESSEGE FOR OUR KRIS OF EXO
Exo Trivias: All about Suho
Exo Jokes: Ang Kwento ni Chen!!
Exo Trivias; Kris Info's And Concert of EXO
Exo Jokes: Hunhan at Baekyeol XD
Exo Jokes: Pilisopo Exo Version
Exo Trivias: Current Info about Kris and EXO
Exo Jokes: You and Kris
Exo Jokes: Chanbaek
Thank You + Exo Jokes Part 3
Another Jokes 1: Its True! sabi ni Luhan!!
Another Jokes 2: Different Exo Jokes
Another Jokes 3: Confidence ni Chenie
Another Jokes 4: Chen & Baekhyun
Another Jokes 5: Di papa talo si Chen
Another Jokes 6: Kaihan
Another Jokes 7: Messege ni Chen
Another Jokes 8: Winner si Sehun

Exo Imagine: LUHAN

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Exo Imagine: LUHAN

You turn around and you saw Luhan . Or rather his poster . One of thousands who cover your room .

- Good morning , honey. You said with a innocent smile to the poster . You stood up and kissed “ him “ , then you got to the bathroom and you make your morning routine. The sun was beating in your window so hard that you pulled curtains . You was wearing a pair of jeans, a shirt and you get a denim jacket . You got downstairs and took an apple .
Your mom : Morning ! Where are you going ?
You: In jail.
Your mom : You go to school? I thought today was not mandatory .
You: Yes, but they say some celebrities come to talk to us about drugs. And I want to see who else brings .
Your mom : Ok , come with Da Som? ( your best friend ) .
You: Mhm .

Your mother kissed your cheek in passing. You took your bag on the chair next to the wall and put her on the shoulder . Along the way you started humming songs from EXO , band you loved , especially Luhan . At school , specifically inside was very crowded . Da Som came running up to tell you that she kept sits in first row .
You: Yes ? Thank you . Why? Who's coming?
D: Did not you hear ?
You: Should I have?
D:Duuh. It's destiny ! EXO are coming .

You started to scream and you embraced Da Som Everyone was looking at you . 

You: What are you guys looking at ?
D: Come on, let 's go.
You: I hope they give autographs .
E: I know what you want from Luhan .

A perverse smile appeared on her face , while you entered in classroom . The boys gave a speech about how bad is to be dependent , during which you almost fell asleep if Luhan was not there. Neither you or him can not gaze from each other .
In the end, you go talk to them . You got autographs and put you in line to take one from ~Lulu . Finally , you're ahead.

Luhan: Hi. I'm Luhan .
You: Yes, yes you are.
Luhan : You're pretty. And funny .
You: And total available .
Luhan : Haha . Here you go. For the prettiest fan who not wanted to tell me her name .
You: Who? Oh, I ? Yes ... My name is _________ .
Luhan : Well , _________ . Ever know a place in town? I'm starving . And can go together .
You: Of course , but first come over my place to get something.

Said and done . You've come to you, he meet your mother and you went in the room to get some money. He went after you.

Luhan : Wow . That on the wall..is me ?

He started to laugh while you put in front of the bathroom door .

Luhan : Can I use your bathroom?
You: Umm ... Yes ...

I 've done instead . Once inside you hear a scream .

You : Are you ok ?
Luhan : What I'm doing in your shower ?
You: I am very dedicated EXOtic 
Luhan : Cool . That means I've seen you naked ?

You started to laugh and have stayed at you till night . You talked , you've looked through pictures until he had to leave.

You: Bye .
Luhan : I'll see you tomorrow ?
You: Of course .

You approached him and kissed him . You smiled and you closed the door . I think we all know what that means, right?

credits: fb exo page

...........................................

sweet

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