August 6th, 2016 - You're fattening me up, you old witch.
Teni: um
Teni: luke???
Teni: where the actual FUCK are u
Teni: ANSWER YOUR PHONE
Teni: luke Robert hemmings i swear to god
Teni: i will trash your house
Teni: i will pee on your pillow
Teni: i will call your mom
Teni: Liz and i are very tight. we're pals now.
Luke: what's your favorite kind of donut?
Luke: asking for a friend
Teni: no
Teni: i need some kind of healthy yogurt or oatmeal or something
Teni: i ate like 4000 calories yesterday
Teni: i have a third term food baby
Teni: you're fattening me up, you old witch
Luke: can boys be witches?
Teni: um yes? don't be a fucking idiot there is no specific gender needed to be a witch
Luke: very true
Luke: ok so favorite donut?
Teni: are you buying me food right now?
Luke: not if you won't tell me your favorite donut
Luke: and how do you take your coffee?
Teni: like my men
Luke: i'm pretty sure you don't want luke hemmings coffee
Teni: i literally hate you
Luke: no you don't
Luke: if you don't tell me what you want right now I am literally going to bring you dirt in a bag
Teni: why would you bring me your personality
Luke: are you trying to get me to block your number
Teni: chocolate donut (with sprinkles) and hazelnut iced coffee cream no sugar
Teni: please
Luke: coming right up, m'lady
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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: coffee runs make me feel important
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o heck ya update number 3 whats good my dudes
ps i appreciate everyone telling me to feel better!! my voice is back and i feel good
tell me about ur weekend plans! i have none bc sick :-) wattpad and homework are my weekend plans