August 5th, 2016 - Bring syrup too.
Luke: teni
Luke: come downstairs
Luke: right now
Teni: no wtf i just woke up i'm still laying in your bed
Luke: i'll make you pancakes
Luke: and we can watch cartoons on tv
Luke: and i can make fun of your bedhead
Luke: bc ur disgusting
Teni: first of all, drop dead, ur disgustinger
Teni: second of all, i look like a monster and i wouldn't want to frighten your mother
Teni: and thirdly, i'm much too lazy to walk all the way downstairs
Luke: damn you sound like you're writing an essay
Teni: in conclusion, i will not be coming downstairs because i hate u :)
Luke: i want my ravioli back
Luke: all of it.
Teni: don't fucking tempt me i'll puke in your bed sheets
Luke: that's hot
Teni: everything about me is
Luke: ok tell me something i don't know
Teni: The Chevrolet Chevelle was a mid-sized automobile produced by the Chevrolet division of General Motors in three generations for the 1964 through 1977 model years.
Luke: get out of my house
Teni: seriously can't you just come hang out up here?? it's like 10am it's too early to be out and about in the Hemmings household
Luke: my mom went to work dude we have the whole house to ourselves
Teni: ok we're not high schoolers trying to sneak around our parents
Teni: we are adults
Luke: i'll sneak around with you any day of the week
Luke: ;)
Teni: i'm locking the door
Luke: wait!!
Teni: what do you want now
Luke: i already made the pancakes :/
Luke: i'll bring them up to you
Teni: breakfast in bed!!!
Luke: exactly
Luke: and we can watch cartoons in my room i guess, since ur being so fucking lazy
Teni: are you fr right now
Luke: as real as can be
Teni: not all heroes wear capes
Teni: not all angels have wings
Luke: i have pancakes instead
Teni: that's even better. come on up here dummy. bring syrup too please.
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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: sleeping on the couch was a terrible decision but at least i have pancakes
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missed texting chapters and ive been hitting yall with a lot of lengthy wordy chapters so here's a cute lil filler!! i hate fillers but i feel like this one was much needed
i just asked you guys about your week so instead i wanna hear about ur crush!!! i dont really have one bc i dont have a soul and boys have cooties.
enjoy your day/night!!!!!!!
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Fanfiction"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."
