Help Center ✓

By sonderingly

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❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly More

Help Center
01 | You want a picture of my balls?
02 | He got stuck in one of these?
03 | Room six
04 | Going viral
05 | You have one day
06 | Hacked
07 | On a brighter note
08 | Arden
09 | I need compensation
10 | A date?
11 | Sugar daddy
12 | I'll text you
13 | Why is there a smile on your face?
14 | That was awkward
15 | Two weeks
16 | Rags to riches
17 | Is he single?
18 | Sexy billionaires
19 | Classy
20 | Take your breath away
21 | Mr Testicle
22 | Aim for the moon
23 | Tickets for two
24 | One will do
25 | In-laws
26 | Our place
27 | Bouquet
28 | Let's go home
29 | Voicemails
30 | It's urgent
31 | How could you not?
32 | Voicemails
34 | I should go
35 | Thank you
36 | Kim
37 | You owe me one
38 | Slipping away
39 | Cinderella
40 | Happy for you
41 | Promise
42 | The End
Author's Note

33 | VIP

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By sonderingly

33 | VIP

Kim | Trev | Others

Mr Arden! It's so good to finally meet you.



Good to see you too.



I will walk you through the first level. Please follow me.



Actually, I have someone in mind.



Who may that be?



Kim Whitton. I understand that she works in the help center. I'd prefer if she was the one who walked me through.



Sure, hold on a minute while I contact her. Ms Whitton, could you make your way to level one immediately? Thank you.



● ● ●



❝Good afternoon, Mr Miller.❞



Good afternoon, Ms Whitton. We have a VIP here who has specifically asked for you. He's over there.



❝VIP? But why me?❞



You'd have to ask him that, Ms Whitton. Please head there now.



Good afternoon.



❝Good afternoon.❞



How are you?



❝Oh? I... I'm fine. Please follow me.❞



What happened to you?



❝I don't understand what you're talking about.❞



You're gonna act like you don't know me now?



❝I don't... Are you Trev?❞



You don't remember me?



❝Why are you here?❞



Because you wouldn't answer my calls! Did you even listen to my voicemails?



❝...❞



You didn't?



❝...❞



Perfect.



❝...❞



Look, I don't want to pressure you into saying what you don't want to, but I ought to have an explanation, don't I? You just looked at me and ran away! What was I supposed to do? Forget about everything?



❝...❞



You have to say something, Kim.



❝I thought...❞



Yeah?



❝I just... I'm sorry.❞



For what? You need to say something! I've been guessing for a whole week and I just don't understand.



❝I thought that you were this person, but when I saw you just now and didn't recognise you, I realised that I had mistaken you for someone else. I'm sorry, okay?❞



I don't understand. This whole thing was just because you mistook me for someone else?



❝I'm sorry, okay? I have prosopagnosia!❞



What's that?



❝I- I can't recognise faces.❞

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