december 16, 3:08pm
philip!: so do u need a house fr
danhoewell: obviously u dingus
philip!: smh well too bad
danhoewell: looky here sweetheart
danhoewell: i need a fucking house bc i have nobody else ok so please just ahdhjaj i'll pay for some and i will close the toilet lid when im done pissing and i'll even do some laundry lmao !!!!!!!
philip!: thats a bad word
danhoewell: stop harassing me hoe
philip!: thats not mice :(
philip!: nice*
danhoewell: haHA
philip!: i don't want to live with a meanie
danhoewell: i don't want to live on the streets so
danhoewell: pleAse philiP
philip!: what do i get out of this
danhoewell: fun times w me!!!!!
danhoewell: i'll make food!!!! and um
philip!: it's been ten minutes
danhoewell: other stuff!!!!!!
philip!: i'll think about ur offer but for now i need to go walk my plants
danhoewell: what
danhoewell: plants can't walk?? i dont???
philip!: i like to carry them around the house so they get exercise!
danhoewell: that doesn't even
danhoewell: what
philip!: doesn't everyone do that?
danhoewell: no¿
philip!: gtg apologize to my grandma then
danhoewell: oh my god