MALDITA TIPS 101
Smile. Give your enemies the sweetest smiles that will make them hate you more.
Take your time. Keep in mind that your time is precious more than their existence.
Let them wait. They are not on your schedule.
Stop for a minute, look at them from head to toe and listen to their insecurities in life.
Be honest. Tell them how pathetic they are.
Keep calm and slap that bitch hard...in the face, with a chair!
Less talk, more hate. End it with class and say...
"Oh? Aarte pa?"
...because being nice is too mainstream.
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Note: Naka-unpublish lang ang ibang chapters. I-uupload ko dito yung book version. Kung di mo pa nabasa yung book, ito na yung chance mo.
Still working on Book 2. In the meantime, enjoy Avah's book version first. Thank you!