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By sonderingly

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❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly More

Help Center
01 | You want a picture of my balls?
02 | He got stuck in one of these?
03 | Room six
04 | Going viral
05 | You have one day
06 | Hacked
07 | On a brighter note
08 | Arden
09 | I need compensation
10 | A date?
11 | Sugar daddy
12 | I'll text you
13 | Why is there a smile on your face?
14 | That was awkward
15 | Two weeks
16 | Rags to riches
17 | Is he single?
18 | Sexy billionaires
19 | Classy
20 | Take your breath away
21 | Mr Testicle
22 | Aim for the moon
23 | Tickets for two
25 | In-laws
26 | Our place
27 | Bouquet
28 | Let's go home
29 | Voicemails
30 | It's urgent
31 | How could you not?
32 | Voicemails
33 | VIP
34 | I should go
35 | Thank you
36 | Kim
37 | You owe me one
38 | Slipping away
39 | Cinderella
40 | Happy for you
41 | Promise
42 | The End
Author's Note

24 | One will do

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By sonderingly

24 | One will do

Kim | Trev | Caden | Others

❝Hold on, I just got a call. Oh, it's Trev!❞





I'll wait for you in the queue.





❝Hi, Mr Arden.❞





Hey. What are you doing?





❝Pretty sure I told you that I'd be at the carnival.❞





I mean, which ride are you on?





❝Haven't gone on any. Hold on, why is my phone at 3%?❞





Did you not charge it?





❝I did!❞





The battery's probably faulty.





Hi! How many tickets would you like?





One will do. Thanks.





❝Tickets? Are you —❞





— Call Ends —





"You're kidding me."

Caden stood in line, his gaze fixated on the girl next to the popcorn stand. She stared at her phone in disbelief, before slipping it into her jean pocket and walking towards him. When their eyes met, she broke into a huge smile.

"Caden!" She said, picking up speed.

He smiled, sticking his hands into his pockets. When she finally stood beside him, she said, "You won't believe what just happened."

"What?" He asked.

"I was on the phone with Trev and I swear I heard someone ask how many tickets he'd like, but my phone died before I could even ask him! Could he be here?" She replied excitedly, clapping her hands in enthusiasm.

The smile on Caden's face vanished as he shrugged, "Didn't you say that he was on a business trip?" She stopped clapping and gently put her hands down.

"I must have heard it wrong."

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