private messages
bea and mea
bitch:
ALRIGHT.
TELL ME NOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND THE BIG CHRISTMAS TREE
hoe:
nothing ....
bitch:
hoe, i saw those dots.
TOM AND I ALSO WALKED IN ON YOU TWO HAVING SEX SO YOU CANT HID HERE ASSHOLE
hoe:
okay so we may be dating. but you guys cant tell anyone. the age gap is huge and we dont want it to ruin any of our careers
bitch:
noted. but
HOW IS THE CAPITAN IN BED? DOES HE HAVE A CAPITAN KINK??
hoe:
he is so going to kill me
YES. YES HE DOES. HE WONT LET ME YA KNOW UNTIL I CALL HIM IT
bitch:
im fucking sobbing
hoe:
so?
bitch:
what?
hoe:
does holland have any kinks in bed?
bitch:
aside from making spiderman related puns, no
hoe:
this child XD
bitch:
just if you and evans are going to do the frick to the frack dont do it at my place
hoe:
i live with you??
bitch:
go to his
hoe:
we actually usually meet up in a hotel
bitch:
oh damn. how the fuck did e!news not figure this out
hoe:
💁
bitch:
lmao good talk