Help Center ✓

By sonderingly

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❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly More

Help Center
01 | You want a picture of my balls?
02 | He got stuck in one of these?
03 | Room six
04 | Going viral
05 | You have one day
06 | Hacked
07 | On a brighter note
08 | Arden
09 | I need compensation
10 | A date?
11 | Sugar daddy
13 | Why is there a smile on your face?
14 | That was awkward
15 | Two weeks
16 | Rags to riches
17 | Is he single?
18 | Sexy billionaires
19 | Classy
20 | Take your breath away
21 | Mr Testicle
22 | Aim for the moon
23 | Tickets for two
24 | One will do
25 | In-laws
26 | Our place
27 | Bouquet
28 | Let's go home
29 | Voicemails
30 | It's urgent
31 | How could you not?
32 | Voicemails
33 | VIP
34 | I should go
35 | Thank you
36 | Kim
37 | You owe me one
38 | Slipping away
39 | Cinderella
40 | Happy for you
41 | Promise
42 | The End
Author's Note

12 | I'll text you

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By sonderingly

12 | I'll text you

Kim | Trev

❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞



It's me. Have you made up your mind?



❝Mr Arden? Is this about the date?❞



Yes.



❝I'll be going, but I think we should get to know each other before that.❞



It's not a real date. I just need a picture.



❝Oh.❞



So?



❝We should still get to know each other before that.❞



Fine. Give me your number. I'll text you.



❝Okay.❞

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