Why the fuck you tryin to play me,
Fuck you trynna play me,
Girl just 'cause we fuckin',
That don't mean that we ....
Why the fuck you trynna play me,
Fuck you trynna play me,
Girl just 'cause we fuckin,
That don't make you my lady,
Why the fuck you trynna play me, Fuck you trynna play me,
You act like you my nigga,
But I know you niggas shady,
Why the fuck you trynna play me dawg,
I ain't got no time to sit around,
And play with ya'll,
You hate me 'cause I made it dawg,
I guess the right thing for me to do right now,
Is to wait on he'll
Play me by Kirko Bangz
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" Finally yo ass up " I said to India.
It had just turned 10:30 and she was finally wakin up.
I had to handle business at around 1 with Boss, so I'm glad she woke up so we could chill fo a while.
" Its only 10 Nigga. Betta gone with that shit .. OW! " she yelled.
I had popped her thigh.
" Don't be fuckin cussin " I said
" But you just did "
" And? I'm a Nigga, it ain't cute for females to cuss " I said.
She rolled her eyes.
" Really?"
" yeah, as long as you chillin with me, yo ass ain boutta be cussin and shit " I said, dead ass.
"Whatever, Smooth "
I was considering tellin her and Boss my real name, since it look like Shawty was gone be around a lot.
" Just call me Jay for now. Until I feel the need to tell you my government" I said
She smiled.
"Am I the first to know your name ? "
" yeah but don't think that mean shit. I just think ima be able to trust you. But don't try to play me or take advantage of my trust. "
" I got you "
Her phone beeped and she looked at it.
She started smiling.
" who or what got you smilin ? " I asked
" this dude named Khaleel. He like one of my best friends "
I nodded.
" I'm gonna go cheel with him for a while. You cool with that ?"
" Ian yo daddy, shawty. Do what you want "
I was serious. I'm not gonna make her stop fuckin with nobody just because I'm Finna see
Wassup with her. She can chill with her niggas just like Ina continue to fuck with my females.
Straight up.
" only if you not mad " she said
" shawty get to ass over to kamel house for I shoot yo ass " I said , bein playful.
She laughed.
" it's Khaleel "
" whatever "
She put her shoes on and gave me a peck.
" the fuck was that ?" I ask
" a kiss " she said , looking confused as hell.
" girl if you ont give me a damn kiss yo ass ain't goin no damn where"
She laughed.
"You just want me to stay " she said , making me mad.
I pushed her away and finished gettin dressed.
" jay I was just kidding "
I ignored her ass and put on my shoes. Call me petty , or childish. But I hate when people do that shit. I'm bipolar , but I'm not crazy.
" jay come on " she grabbed her hand and I snatched it away.
" you so fuckin petty " she said
" ion give a fuck. Don't be sayin shit to me when I just told yo ass I don't care bout you fuckin with no niggas. And quit fuckin cussin " I said , poppin her thigh.
" ow bitch "
I looked at her like she was crazy.
" I'm sor- " I cut her off by throwing her ass on the bed.
" didn't I tell you to stop cussin ? " I ask , flipping her over and holdin her down.
Finna give ha ass a good ass whoopin.
" what are you doin Jay ?" She asked.
I popped her ass hard.
" owwww " she moaned.
" when you in trouble , yo ass call me daddy. Got that ? " I state , poppin her again.
" ow , yes daddy " she whimpered.
I popped her again.
" good. Now you gone stop fuckin cussin , specially round me and Boss "
" okay daddy " I knew her ass was hurtin , but this shit was hilarious to me. I kept my laugh in and hit her again.
" and don't ever say shit that will piss me off , or next time Ima whoop yo ass on a serious note. Now say you understand " I say
" I understand daddy "
I rubbed her ass.
" Good "
I lifted her up and she was frowning.
" why would you make me call you daddy and give me an ass whoopin ? " she mumbled.
" cause I can. Now quit fuckin frownin cause I will do that shit again "
She rolled her eyes and stood up
" roll me again " I challenged.
She sighed and limped to get her bag. I chuckled.
" wait till you get the D. That's when yo ass really gone be limping. "
She flipped me off then walked out.
I grabbed my keys and headed out.
I locked the door then got in , and she got in after.
" where to ? " I ask
" just take me by Mirah house "
I nodded and pulled out.
" so this whole you likin me thing...you was serious ?" She asked me.
I nodded.
" yeah , but that don't mean I'm Finna be with you. I still got shit to learn about you and make sure yo ass ain't on no trippy shit "
" what you mean ?"
" like if a female came to you talkin bout I'm her man or she prego , you won't trip on me. You gone wait to see proof just like me. Or if some cops begged you to give a lil or lot of info about me , you won't. Shit like that. "
" I understand. And trust me , I don't do that shit. I'm more mature and able to come to you if a female yappin. And I don't fuck with no pigs. Specially since they locked my pops up when I was 8 " she said.
I nodded.
" we'll Ima still have to see " I said.
" okay. Hey , where's Boss ?"
" oh shit ! "
I made a U-turn in the middle of the street and drove back to my house. Lucky we wasn't far.
" I forgot he had to come with me to handle some business "
She bust out laughin.
I pulled in the drive way.
" chill fo a sec " I told her , gettin out.
I went in the house and Boss was on the couch.
" my bad nigga " I said , holdin in my laugh.
" whatever. How you gone forget me ? "
" I told yo ass to get up before I even woke my shawty up " I said.
" man whateva. And did you just say 'my shawty' " he asked , standing up an following me to the door.
" yeah I'm feelin her " I say, shrugging.
" after a week ? "
" Yup. Now come on "
We got back in the car.
" man can India sit in the back this time ? What I look like sittin back here ?" Boss ask.
" a polite ass nigga , now shut up " shawty say before I could.
I laughed and put the car in drive.
" you rude India. " boss say.
" I don't mean to be. " she replies.
" boss get out yo feelings nigga " I say , laughin.
He mugged me and looked out the window.
Me and India was killin our self.
" Bro you straight trippy " I say , laughin.
Fa real tho.
" anyway, wassup with y'all ? " he ask , smirkin.
He knew what he was doin.
" what's up with us is our business. What's up with you an Mirah ?" I shot back.
" ain't shit up with us " he say.
" that's my best friend " shawty say.
" sorry India " boss say , bein funny.
She rolled her eyes and went back to lookin at her phone.
" what you over there doin ?" I ask.
" Twitter "
I nodded.
I don't fuck with those social networks like that. Drama and shit.
" why you so worried bout why she doin ? " Boss ask.
" cause I can. Now sit back there and leave our shit alone " I say.
He mumbled some shit and say back.
I shook my head and continued driving.
I pulled up to Mirah house and stopped.
" Boss chill for a second "
He nodded.
I got out the car and walked over to india side. She was leaning against the door.
I put my arm above her head.
" So when the next time you wanna see me ?" she asked.
" that's all on you shawty. You know how to get to me "
she nodded.
" Don't be gettin no d-"
" I got you Jay. I'm not fucking him" she said, laughin.
I was serious though.
" Aight shawty . "
She pulled me down and gave me a kiss.
Ima be trill, shawty can kiss real good. Ion think I can neva get tired of em'.
" Aight. I gotta go, but use my number " I said, pullin away.
she pouted.
" why you lookin like that? " I asked
" cause I don't want you to leave me. "
I chuckled.
" shawty, you the one trynna see otha niggas. That's yo fault "
" I know but I'm startin to second guess"
" well you rollin or not? I gotta go "
she sighed and did something on her phone.
" I'm coming. But Khaleel is pissed "
I laughed.
" ion care. You and I both know you can't stay away from my ass. Now get yo ass in "
she sucked her tooth, rolled her ass, and got in.
I got in the driver seat.
" wait till I get that ass. Bet you wont roll yo eyes again"
" I'm sorry " she said.
" Say I'm sorry daddy " I said, smirkin.
Boss sat up.
" really ?"
I looked at her, givin her that duh look.
" I'm sorry daddy " she mumbled.
" I'm sorry, what?"
" I'm sorry daddy " She said.
Boss bust out laughin and I smiled.
" Thats what I thought. "
She rolled her eyes.
Trippy. Haha.