zodiac signs

the Signs at the Movie Theater

Leo is sitting in the center of the theater with her Virgo man, who is trying to munch on his low salt popcorn, but Leo keeps insisting that they need at least one good selfie of them first. They came here on a double date with Pisces and Scorpio, who are now ignoring everyone else because they started making out. Witness to all this just a few seats away are Taurus and Capricorn, who are rolling their eyes and secretly taking pics of Pisces and Scorpio to blackmail them later. Capricorn knows that Pisces is cheating on Cancer with Scorpio, and plans to use this info to steal her away from him. Meanwhile, Aries and Aquarius BFFs have arrived, still high from the good shit they smoked with Sagittarius and Gemini. Aries starts throwing milk duds in the direction of Sagittarius, who turns aroundand starts catching them in his mouth. Gemini breaks out his phone to tag them all at the movie theater, but sees about a million texts from Libra, who starts sending him naughty pics in anticipation for their date later tonight.