FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Spilled Pepsi

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 6/9/15: This chapter was edited on June 9.

~~~~~

Percy snuck into Octavian's room. Thank the gods Octavian wasn't in there. Percy wasn't sure where Octavian was, but he was pretty sure he was somewhere with Frank. Reyna had made sure Octavian was no where near his room when Percy was supposed to be there.

Percy looked around the bedroom. He needed to find Octavian's favorite thing. It probably wasn't the sword that was surrounded in a glass case with lasers around it. Nope. Instead, Percy grabbed the first thing he saw on the nightstand next to the bed.

Percy had grabbed a half-drunken can of Pepsi. He raised it above his head and smashed it on the ground, causing the cola inside to splatter on the ground.

Percy pounded his chest like a gorilla in victory.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" Percy yelled. He ran out of the room, still pounding on his chest.

***

"What the hell?!" Octavian screeched. "Who spilled my can of Pepsi on the floor?"

Octavian ran out of his room. "REYNA!" He shouted throughout the house the praetors, centurions, and the Augur shared.

People started coming out of their rooms to see what was going on. Octavian made his way down the stairs that led to the praetors' rooms. He pounded his fists on the door, demanding to be let in.

Reyna opened the door to her room to be greeted by a very enraged Octavian.

"Someone spilled my Pepsi on the floor of my room!" Octavian shouted.

"And? What do you want me to do about it?" Reyna raised an eyebrow.

"I want to know who did it! So I can punish whoever it was!"

Reyna burst out laughing. It was the first time Octavian had seen her laugh.

"What's so funny?" Octavian demanded.

Reyna composed herself and stood up straight one again.

Octavian narrowed his eyes at Reyna. "It was that Jackson kid, wasn't it!"

Reyna didn't answer. She didn't have time to answer before Octavian turned around and ran back up the stairs.

BananaJump has updated her status:

Oh my gods. I was dying of laughter writing that part when Percy is banging on his chest like a gorilla. And you know what song that reminds me? Gorilla by Bruno Mars. (Multimedia)

This chapter is dedicated to MissMythoMagic.

Dedication goes to a commenter! :)

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