That's just a visual for this chapter except 10x more aggressive^^ shout out to Zoe (my sister as everyone on this website knows by now because I talk about the dork 24/7) cause that's her girl alycia debnam-carey
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Sage: rise and shine early birds!! 😘💫❤️☀️🐓🕊
lord of love: is that a FUCKING rooster
Sage: cockadoodledoo wake the fuck up
lord of love: quit the hippie shit it's 5 am boy
lord of love: whomever had the idea to have a sleepover in the treehouse when we have school TOMORROW should die
kara: it was you.
harley holland: That's rough, buddy.
lord of love: whatever man I have to do my hair
Sage: let's carpool I'll take Harley lol
harley holland: Sure, fine w me. Less gas to use in my car ✌️😩😜😝
kara: i'll take jake. 💘
Sage: AWWWW
Sage: that heart though
harley holland: Sage don't you dare make a move on me
harley holland: I don't need a man
lord of love: that was so unnecessary harleen no ones trying to do anything with u
Sage: ofc
Sage: still like you tho
kara: ^ AWE!
lord of love: that wasn't even cute
harley holland: Well, /I/ appreciated it
harley holland: I don't want to go to school can we just ditch
Sage: no bc 1. That's too suspicious 2. That's for tomorrow
harley holland: REALLY!!?
kara: ^ 🤔
Sage: I'm leaving in like 1 week, I don't need to go through this school bullshit so why not ditch ?
kara: you right.
Sage: NOW IM SAD
harley holland: SHIT GUYS OHMFG
harley holland: I HAVE A PROJECT DUE TODAY AND I TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO ANY OF IT OVER BREAK
harley holland:
Sage: QUICK WRITE STUFF DOWN ILL HELP YOU
Sage: WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO TO HELP I WANT TO HELP YOU
harley holland: Honestly? I'm taking the ultimate L
harley holland: Thank you so much Sage, but I'm done with this school and I give up
lord of love: you and me both
kara: lol harley i'm in the same boat as you, except the only difference is that i knew about my project and chose to take the L.
lord of love: that's my savage girl 😩🔥👏😍
kara: what's up with you guys and your ironic emojis?
Sage: they're too funny not to use
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lord of love: HARLEY AND DAVE WRIGHT JUST GOT SUSPENDED
kara: NO SHE DID NOT!!!!
kara: WTF HAPPENED?
Sage: THIS ESCALATED SO FAST IS SHE OKAY?
Sage: I'm in math and I have extra free time so sorry if I don't reply bc this girl is trying to flirt with me
lord of love: boo hoo
lord of love: SHE FUCKING RAMMED HIS HEAD WITH A CLIPBOARD IN ART CLASS
lord of love: NOT MY ART CLASS CAUSE IM ADVANCED BUT I WAS HELPING THE STRUGGLING KIDS IN BEGINNERS ART AND NEXT THING I KNOW HARLEEN FUCKING WHACKED DAVE SO HARD THERE WAS A WHIPPING SOUND ECHOING IN THE ROOM AND SHE BROKE THE CLIPBOARD
lord of love: u waNNNA KNOW WHY
kara: MY GIRL!
Sage: YOU SHOULD SEE MY FACE RIGHT NOW PLEASE TELL US
lord of love: hE FUCKING SLAPPED HER BUTT LOWKEY AND SHE CONFRONTED HIM AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING SUGGESTIVE STUFF SO SHE GOT MAD I GUESS AND GOT EM
lord of love: I'm hiding in the bathroom rn and she put FaceTime on with me and put her phone in her pocket or smth so I could hear her convo with the principal. Moms gonna pick her up
Sage: that's true siblinghood
Sage: you know like brotherhood or sisterhood
kara: i can't even comprehend...
kara: i'm glad she showed that perv what's up (not that i'm condoning violence).
Sage: to hell with that, for once I AM CONDONING VIOLENCE
Sage: maybe twice now bc I liked when you punched that kid
lord of love: lmao I'm loving this I can't wait to beat Dave's ass
lord of love: jk I'll just push him against the lockers when he gets back from his suspension or death glare him
kara: we should get her flowers since she's having a rough day. :(
Sage: aw good idea
Sage: do a full house vibe. I'm Danny, Kara you're uncle Jessie, Jake you're Joey, and Harley will be DJ. They always do shit like this when someone is sad.
lord of love: why can't I be the hot uncle
kara: 🤔
lord of love: nvm casting Kara makes more sense
kara: 😘
Sage: what should we get her? doesn't she like tulips?
kara: those and daises.
lord of love: how do you know that????
kara: dude.
kara: harley loves gardening and flowers are her shit. that and dogs.
lord of love: cmon I'm the worst brother. I've known her my whole life and didn't know about this
Sage: Yikes
lord of love: shut up Sage
lord of love: no one asked you. go flirt with that girl in math
Sage: what?
lord of love: 🙄
lord of love: bye