I love bts I really do. And I apologize in advance for anyone that reads this gets offended.
THIS CHAPTER IS NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED AND EASILY OFFENDED SO READ WITH CAUTION.
As you guys know bts is one of my favorite kpop bands. I'm not obsessed with them ofc I'm a multifandom. Even so, I like these 7 rats. Buuuuuuutttt, there are a ton of problems with the fandom and army I honestly feel bad for them.
Bts itself.
They're pretty famous and have pretty attractive faces and are easy to love, thier songs are pretty good too.
But I think some titles are out of place.
Jungkook is a really good singer, he's one of the main vocals, but he CANNOT RAP TO SAVE HIS LIFE. His voice is unique when he's "rapping" but no honey you cannot rap. Just stahp.
Taehyung is a good singer and his deep voice kills. But like it or not he is the visuals. Not the official visual, but a visual anyways. He's hot, what can I say? He's good at rapping too. His deep voice makes his voice more unique than Jungkook and he can actually rap really well.
Jimin. This boi sounds like an angel. He's abs are hawt and Jimin is so freaking cute I can't. But he needs to back off. Remember when he went out of place and legit shoved everyone out of place so he was in the middle so he can rip off his shirt? He does that so much. And remember when he moved up to the camera and shoved his jibooti up in the camera's face and blocked out the other members? That wasn't okay. The other members like attention too ok honey.
Yoongi is a gr9 rapper with such deep lyrics and one of the most lit mixtapes on planet earth. But he does more than sleep y'all. The reason why he's so sleepy is because he stays up so late writing music and producing music in the studio. Didn't like Namjoon or someone say Yoongi is so attatched to his music he literally had to drag Yoongi out of the studio to get him to eat and drink and sleep? He needs sleep just like any other human being. So army, do me a favor and stop stereotyping Yoongi as this lazy ass grandpa that just sleeps and spits fire when he wants too.
Hoseok is another great rapper that works just as hard as everyone else. But he is so underrated and gets a giant lack of attention. The reason why he cannot shut up and always does really weird funny dances and is always so happy and enthusiastic about everything is because he wants the attention. On V LIVE he said "please pay more attention to me." also he has to work harder because he entered big hit as a dancer not rapper. He's such a great rapper and dancer like how do you guys not see that. My bias is hobi, and I love him and think he's adorable and shit, but he isn't much of a visual compared to everyone else. Don't get me wrong he's attractive but compared to Taehyung or Jin, he isn't much of a visual they're about average. His smile will end child hunger but he ain't a lot of a visual. I still love him tho :3
Namjoon is the most hated idol in bts. I don't get why, it just does. Maybe its because he lacks a lot of visual, or isn't as pale as everyone else. I don't know. But he is the leader and a main rapper. And some disrespectful armys want him to leave? What the actual fuck if he leaves bts will most likely disband. Y'all can't get rid of the leader. He's so adorable and so talented but armys sent death threats and talk shit about him all the time wtf. He works so hard to make armys happy despite all the hate he gets for no reason and people still disrespect him. If it wasn't for Namjoon bts might not have even debuted and you guys wouldn't be asking Jungkook oppar to sign your asseu juseyo. (see what I did there) He takes care of each and every member and is such a great leader tf. Namjoon may not be visuals but he is smart enough to know what y'all are saying show some respect.
Jin is a talented singer and visual have you seen how hawt he's become? He is rocking that blonde/silver hair. He sounds really good and lives up to the visual expectation he's perfect. But he really needs to get more lines. He sounds amazing and is more than just a pretty face. He's the official visual but put some faith in jin he already takes care of and cooks for everyone let him sing a little. Sure he isn't the best visual out there and a sub vocal and the oldest but show some respect to him too.
Armys.
I am an army. So are a lot of people. But armys are lowkey an army of rats. There are a toon of fake armys.
Such as Jungkook stans. You've seen them. The people who say they like bts but are only armys to lick jungkooks a$$ and call him oppar.
Also those really rude armys, I hate them. :) you know those people that compare other idols to bts and are like:
Jungkook_oppar_sarangheyo197: ew Wtf exo is copying bts they're nothing compared to my kookie oppar #cutforkookie
Kim.Taehyung.forever_<3: fire is better than aju nice lol seventeen are such copycats jeonghan snatchedt jins visuals lol such fags #kyscarat
Those types of army (of skanks) I h9 because sure bts is good but you don't have to compare them to everything. And if they're not co paring bts to exo they're shunning them:
Armys_life984: Wtf rapmon copied chanyeols style!!1!¡1 and they copied got7s album lol Namjoon should kill himself
Jungkook._.oppar9173: ugh why did jimin get more lines than my Jungkook oppar!!1¡1! He should leave Bts he's nothing compared to my Jungkook oppar.
These armys I h9 also because Jungkook oppar wouldn't be your oppar if it wasn't for Namjoon show some damn respect :)
I almost forgot those armys that are c r a z y for bts and will legit cut someone who says I like exo better than bts:
jungkookoppar.forever_mine72: Jungkook oppar is better than your stupid Baekhyun he can't even act like Jungkook oppar can!1!¡1!
Bts_over_exo934: @ taos_panda omfg stfu the reason y he left exo is because Jungkook oppar is better than Tao. And Tao is nothing compared to Jungkook oppar did you know he spent 7 days as a trainee in bighit and is still better than everyone else in the kpop industry lol think before u speak fag go kys uGlI ugh exo l's are so competitive and stubborn when will they realize Jungkook oppar is better smh
Idk what is with me and Jungkook oppar but am I rite? These armys are so freaking annoying and so disgraceful have you no shame. The world doesn't exist for bts honey.
I almost forgot those saesang fans. A saesang is like a yandere. They will do anything for Jungkook oppar and will legit hunt him down and chase him by car. Did you see that post where some armys went to the airport and literally tore down the posters of bts on the ceiling and took them home? And that #cutforkookie shit was insane. Or that stuff about how bts shut down their Twitter because a girl dmed them a video of her masturbating and moaning yoongi oppar.
LIKE WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT? YOUR JUNGKOOK OPPAR DIDNT DEBUT TO SEE SOMETHING THAT GROSS ARE YOU INSANE? NOT EVEN THAT RAPIST IN IRON WOULD WANT TO HEAR YOU MOAN JUNGKOOK OPPAR. JUST STOP. THATS DISGUSTING NOBODY WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT.
There are also those armys that use such old jokes and stereotypes. Bro it's 2016 nobody wants to hear about how you'll get infired on 3$ chains because Jimin has no jams beach anymore. Move on. Also those armys that stereotype everything. Taehyung is actually smart af. Yoongi can have fun and smile. Hobi can sit still and shut up.
There are a ton of good armys too. A bunch of armys went up to the big hit hq and scrubbed off all the vandalism on the walls and didn't even get a reward for it those are really nice armys. Also multifandom armys are chill also. Not all of them but they're chill. If fake armys went away then bts might not be lowkey afraid of thier fans anymore. Armys can be such nice people.
The fandom.
I don't have much to say here.
The fandom is a mess tho. There is a bucketload of fighting and fake armys being an army of rats as usual. Then there are the endless memes and now CONSPIRACY THEORIES. Jisoo Krist calm yo titties Helen. I have no clue when the fandom will actually calm down for once but the chaos isn't actually that bad.
Join the fandom and enjoy your stay. Because you're not coming back out© :)
Bighit.
I don't have much to say here either.
I know bighit treat bts well. But I don't know about the trainees. There are a ton of trainees in there that haven't debuted at all. Literally bts is the only band that debuted besides GLAM and they disbanded.
Which reminds me. Do y'all wanna hear a story? Of course you do.
Once upon a time bighit debuted a girl group called GLAM. They actually were really pretty and not that bad. But something happened and they kept getting blackmail and deathreats from the big bad haters. Poor GLAM couldn't take it anymore and neither could bighit so they disbanded and were never to be seen again.
Which is why bighit doesn't take in any female trainees unless they're really really good and that desperate meet Jungkook oppar.
I honestly feel bad for the possibly hundreds of trainees that will never debut. I mean it's not as bad as SM *cough cough* JOHNNY SHOULD DEBUT ITS BEEN 9 YEARS WYD M9 *cough cough* but it's still pretty bad.
I also feel bad for GLAM if they didn't disband they could have been really big they didn't go for a cringey cutesy concept or a vulgar edgy concept or a slutty sexy concept. They had so much potential. Of only they didn't disband ㅠ ㅅ ㅠ
Ok I got off topic and I ran out of salt bye