Edited: August 3, 2016
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Aphrodite posted a status
NEW OFFICIAL SHIP NAME: CONEO
Annabeth: I'm scared to ask, but... Who's the ship for?
Aphrodite: Connor and Leo, obviously. Aren't you the daughter of wisdom?
Percy: Uh, you probably should not have said that
Annabeth: Hold me back Percy...
Aphrodite: Wha-
Annabeth: HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET
Percy: Okay okay, shhh. Think of pretty numbers and buildings and owls
Annabeth: Pretty numbers and buildings and owls... *dreamy smile*
Thalia: Wow
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Leo posted a status
HE FLIRTED WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! And so many other guys...
Piper, when will this curse thingy end!?!?
Piper: Ummm... 3 days? Good news is, only one and a half to go!
Leo: I hate you -.-
Piper: Hey told you not to call me 'Beauty Queen' and what you said was also offensive!
Leo: Okay, okay, sorry *mutters* Drama Queen
Piper: What. Did. You. Say.
Leo: Uhhh, nothing...
Piper: That's what I thought
Jason: Leo, shouldn't you know by now not to get on Piper's bad side?
Percy: Funny how Connor hasn't commented yet, huh? I'd think he'd be even more defensive...
Travis: Wait for it
Travis: 3
Travis: 2
Travis: 1...
Connor: I ONLY FLIRTED WITH HIM BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL! I'M STRAIGHT, I SWEAR!
Jason: It only took you, like, 5 minutes
Connor: Well sorry for ACTUALLY HAVING A LIFE!
Jason: Yeah, because playing pranks 24/7 is totally a life
Connor: Uh, yes, yes it is. And I'm currently making a masterpiece which you will find out about in a sec
Annabeth: Oh gods
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Leo Valdez has changed his name to Leona Valdez
Leona is now female
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Leona posted a status
CONNOR STOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leona Valdez has changed her name to Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez has changed his name Leona Valdez
Leona Valdez has changed her name Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez has changed his name Leona Valdez
Leona Valdez has changed her name Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez has changed his name Leona Valdez
Leona Valdez has changed her name Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez has changed his name Leona Valdez
Leona Valdez has changed her name Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez has changed his name Leona Valdez
Leona Valdez has changed her name Leo Valdez
Leona Valdez has updated her profile picture
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Leona has posted a status
Connor! Switch my name back!
No one likes this because they're having way too much fun watching this unfold
Connor: Well, as long as you're a girl, I thought, why not give you a girl name? You're welcome
Leona: Connor.....
Connor: No need to be angry, yeesh. You should actually thank me. I mean, what girl has a boy's name?
Leona: I'M NOT A FREAKIN' GIRL!!!
Connor: But you look like one. So unless you had a gender switch, you're a girl
Leona: UGH! GODS, YOU'RE SO... UGH!
Connor: Wow, such a wide vocabulary ;)
Leona: You know what happened!
Connor: I know
Leona: Oh, Hades. I. Hate. You. I hope you get sown into Hades' underwear
Connor: You hurt me, really *fakes hurt*
Hades: Stop using my name (and underwear) as curses!
Leona: Oh my Hades
Connor: Oh my Hades
Percy: Oh my Hades
Annabeth: Oh my Hades
Jason: Oh my Hades
Piper: Oh my Hades
Thalia: Oh my Hades
Hazel: Oh my Hades
Nico: Oh my Hades
Hades: My own children!
Nico: Love you too Dad
Hazel: :*
Hades: O.o Why is my daughter giving me a kissy face....
Hazel: What? Isn't that a silly face
Piper: Hazel darling, that's a kissy face. Meaning, you're virtually giving someone a kiss. Silly face is :P
Hazel: Haha, whoops? And ewwww
Hades: What? I'm not that bad!
*Virtual Silence*
Hades: You know, if I was that bad, I wouldn't have children
Nico: EWWWW! TMI, TMI, TMI!!!
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Percy has posted a status
I just heard a girl scream very loudly, what happened? (5 minutes)
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Annabeth: I think that was Nico... As for what happened, just read that post about Leo wanting Connor to switch his name back
Percy: Ohhh... Haha, so it was Nico who screamed like a girl?
Nico: I DO NOT SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!
Leona: Does anyone else read caps like someone's mentally screaming the words?
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Piper: OMG YES!
Jason: All the time!
Random Camper: Totally, ugh, it's so annoying
13 Other Random Campers comment saying stuff along those lines
Thalia: OKAY! Probably everyone who liked that comment, agrees. You don't have to comment that you do! I'm getting spammed!!!!!
Leona: Let's play... Spam Thalia!
Thalia: How about... If. You. Do. I. Will. Hurt. You.
Leona: Errr, never mind then. Jason, your sister's scary
Jason: Sorry mate
Piper: Jason, you're not British or Australian. You don't say 'mate'
Jason: Well.
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Leona posted a status
Similarly, does anyone also read sentences in pauses when it. looks. like. this.?
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Thalia: Don't start commenting yes if you agree
Nico: Yes
*Girly shriek in the background*
Nico: Owwww
Thalia: *smirks*
Percy: SEE YOU DO SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!
Nico: ...
Annabeth: Oh gods...
Nico: ...
Percy: ... Him not saying anything is scarier than anything he could say...
Nico: ...
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Hermes has posted a status
So since Leo is now Leona... Aphrodite, shouldn't it be Coneona? ;)
Aphrodite: Holy Hera, yes!!!!!!!!! Thanks Hermes!
Connor: Come on Dad! WHYYY
Hermes: Sorry son *smiles innocently*
Connor: I. Hate. You.
Hermes: :(((
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Katie updated her status: So I forgot to ask... Leo why don't you just switch your name back?
Annabeth: Oh yeah! I can't believe I didn't ask that!
Leona: I tried, but it said I reached max amount of changes... HE EVEN CHANGED MY GENDER AND PROFILE PICTURE!
Connor: Why not? It would've been weird that someone was named Leona but was a boy and his profile picture was a boy too.
Piper: Haha, nice Connor. But why can't he switch it back? His picture and gender at least...
Connor: Just a trick I learned from Hermes, thanks dad! Oh, just like your Aphrodite curse/blessing
Piper: Ohhh, well nice :)
Connor: Thanks!
Hermes: Welcome son! Still mad?
Connor: Nah
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Hazel updated her status: Am I the only one who thinks that Leona looks like... Well, Leona Lewis the singer?
Frank: Oh yeah!
Hazel: I know.... Ha Leona I'm not that modernly challenged!
Piper: You called her modernly challenged!?!?
Leona: I'll just start running now... Bye!
Jason: Should I stop her?
Jason: Nah...
Piper: Love you too! Now, I have a boy to murd- I mean, uhh... Hug? Yeah, hug! Bye!
Travis: Already videotaping!
Hazel: I wasn't even that offended... O.o
Jason: Oh well....
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Travis Stoll posted a video
Leo is seen running out of the armor making cabin, in a heavily protected suit, towards the forest. Piper is soon seen running out of the Aphrodite's cabin and to the armor making cabin. Two minutes later however, she quickly runs out and towards the forest. In about ten minutes, everyone hears a scream from the forest. They all look worried, besides Percy, Annabeth, Travis and the others who know what is happening. Chiron is seen trotting towards the forest in full centaur form, but Percy jogs over to him and explains what is happening. Chiron sighs, with a relieved look on his face, then chuckles and shakes his head at his campers actions. Travis is heard wishing he could see the fight because 'the video is getting boring'. Fast forward about ten minutes, Leo is seen dragged out of the forest by Piper, armor steaming and looking very, very beaten up. The video cuts off here.
Leona Valdez has posted a status
Owwwww
Leona: You guys are so mean :(
Piper: You're in a coma! How can you move? Much less update your status...
Leona: Well... I woke up
Piper: ... So you wake up, and instead of getting medical attention, you go on facebook...?
Leona: ... Yeah, I guess you can say it like that
Piper: I have no words for you anymore
fin.
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(A/N): This author's note has been edited August 3, 2016. I'd just like to say that the events that occurred in this chapter will escalate and I will have no idea what to do so... Prepare yourself for confusion, drama, and uh, well you'll see.
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