New Romantics. [1]

By judesphoenix

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Four friends, Sage (River Phoenix), Jake (Corey Haim), Kara (Carlson Young), and Harley (Crystal Reed) tear i... More

00. Cast + Social Media
0.5. Television Show Intro/Theme.
01. Lord of Love.
02. the Chronicles of Sage's Golden Locks.
03. Hot Diggity Dog.
04. AceLovesMetallica.
05. Blocked and Reported.
06. Sage + Forgetting to Wear His Lucky Necklace = Police.
06.5 Updated Instagram Bios.
07. Wtf Is Kake?
08. Guys With 'M' Names Suck.
09. Sensei Miles.
10. the Invader of the Sleepover.
11. Power to the People.
12. Glasses and Bucket Hats.
13. Rip Sage.
14. Jack and Rose Part Two???
15. Chuck E. Cheese.
16. Accent? What Accent? Also Frick You, Suzy Hedge.
16.5. Character Aesthetics.
17. Red Hair Don't Care.
18. the Attack on Jake.
19. It's Cool Now, Guys.
20. Seriously Though...Boys With 'M' Names.
21. Howdy, Girlie!
22. Gmaw and Her Triangle.
23. the Bullies Were Right; He's Homeless Now.
24. It's Not Because of the Star Wars Sleeping Bag, Guys.
25. Sage Is A Classy Chap.
26. Kara AKA Minkus?
28. the Fall of a Soldier.
29. Definitely On Her Radar.
30. The Man, the Myth, the Witty.
31. Harley Is Just Confused.
32. France, My Pants.
33. Minnesota or France?
34. The Clipboard Incident.
35. Lord of Love or Lord of Betrayal.
36. Breaking News: Jake Is Not Invited To Anything Anymore.
37. P U Double S Y Till I Die.
38. The End...For Now!
SEQUEL!

27. Nancy Holland the Savage.

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flowerpowersage: look at this clown. Who wears their backpack around on break? She be clownin'
2 minutes ago • 7 likes

harleenholland: PLEASE DELETE THIS

harleenholland: YOURE BREAKING THE CIRCLE OF FRIENSHIP TRUST

flowerpowersage: I'm exposing you @harleenholland

jakeholland: where the HECK are u guys and why am I not with u

harleenholland: We r downtown at Mimi's Cafe @jakeholland

jakeholland: WTF HAR THATS MY FAVORITE PLACE @harleenholland

harleenholland: YOU WERENT AWAKE AND SAGE HASNT BEEN HERE BEFORE SO I WANTED TO TAKE HIM FOR BREAKFAST @jakeholland

flowerpowersage: the New Orleans music is #poppin @jakeholland

karatreble: who is she waving at? 😂

harleenholland: ur mom @karatreble

harleenholland: jk I saw a teacher from school and waved at him @karatreble

jakeholland: butt kisser @harleenholland

nancyholland: Beautiful pic!!! My girl <3

jakeholland: SAGE YOU ACCEPTED MY MOMS FOLLOW REQUEST

flowerpowersage: She's very pretty! @nancyholland

flowerpowersage: Of course I did @jakeholland

nancyholland: Thank you for saying that sweetie 😀

harleenholland: 🏃🏃🏃🏃

jakeholland: mom you know how to use emojis? @nancyholland

nancyholland: Yes honey

karatreble: she's so sweet.

flowerpowersage: Woah guys the waiter just gave us free chocolate @karatreble @jakeholland

karatreble: how much?

flowerpowersage: two whole bars. @karatreble

jakeholland: BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL CHOCOLATE DAY THEY ALWAYS DO THAT IM SO MAD

jakeholland: can we go to Mimi's Cafe later @nancyholland

nancyholland: No Jakob. Take your girlfriend 😘😍

jakeholland: what's with the lovey faced emojis 😐 @nancyholland

nancyholland: That's you and Kara 😘😍🤓❤️🍾💘👶👫😻👽

harleenholland: The baby emoji has me dead good one mom @nancyholland

nancyholland: Harley will u be back to help with the garden in time?

harleenholland: yes! Sage is going to help us. @nancyholland

flowerpowersage: Only if I'm not a bother...

nancyholland: yay!!! I'll make lemonade!! Dad is at work so we have the whole day to mess around!!!!

•••

imessage gc
Mom, booger, stinker.

Mom:
Hello babies

stinker:
hey mom

booger:
What's up

Mom:
Harley....

booger:
Yes mom

Mom:
Jake...

stinker:
what'd we do this time?

Mom:
Why didn't you tell me you're dating Sage
And Jake you're my inside man, why didn't you tell me about this? 😐

booger:
Jake iS YOUR SPY TO WATCH ME

Mom:
Use your lowercase Harley and answer my question

stinker:
LOL

Mom:
Ikr

booger:
I'm not dating Sage he's my best friend

Mom:
Are you 100% positive? Sounds like you took him on a date today

booger:
Yes I'm 500% positive and it's not even like that

Mom:
Mhm. I was right about Kara and your brother and now I'll be waiting for you and your "best friend" 😉........

stinker:
what's that supposed to mean
stinker:
you were waiting for me to date Kara

Mom:
I'm 40 years old I know soulmates when I see them

stinker:
yeah ok mom

booger:
OOOOOH JAKE SHES GONNA YELL AT YOU

stinker:
Shut up

booger:
Mom he told me to shut up

stinker:
Shut up

Mom:
How old are you two

stinker:
7 and 8

booger:
Dibs on being 8

stinker:
duh

Mom:
Dont tell your sister to shut up jake

stinker:
Ok

booger:
Wtf

Mom:
Harleen holland

booger:
What I didn't say it I typed it

Mom:
Fine
Send me a selfie of you and your boo

stinker:
image attached

Mom:
I meant your sister but that is very cute too

stinker:
oh

booger:
He's not my boo mom
Jake why is Kara feeding you pudding in that picture

stinker:
we thought itd be funny

booger:
image attached

Mom:
Thank you
For sending a normal picture

stinker:
thANKS FOR ROASTING ME MOM IM GONNA GO CRY NOW

Mom:
At least come get some lemonade 😂

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