JOKER'S POV
I was awaken bye the alarm clock I had set . I check the time 7 am
I sat up and looked at my Harley sleeping peacefully I shook her softly
She opened her eyes and smiled
" Goodmorning Mistah J "
I smiled
" Goodmorning we need to get up for the big day today "
She nodded and smiled
HARLEY'S POV
Today is the day .
I'm going to rob a bank with my joker I don't know if I'm excited or scared
" Uh Mistah J .. What am I gonna wear?"
" Oh um I don't honestly know "
He looked at me and went to his desk then came back
" Here is money , go buy yourself something the goons will take you to the nearest shop here "
" Okay "
" Be back before 10 "
*****
We arrived at the store
" Okay boys I'll be back "
They nodded
As I entered the store I saw so many options of costumes and normal clothes
I saw one outfit that caught my eye
It was a jester outfit
I grabbed that .
Then I saw these cute and amazing sparkly super short shorts and I quickly grabbed those and as I kept walking I was a shirt that said
" Daddy's lil monster "
I smiled and grabbed that then I saw these boots that had a heel I squealed
Oh my gosh I'm going to look hot
I smiled to myself
As I was about to pay I looked at myself and saw how ugly I kind of looked
So I grabbed makeup and I saw a hair dye and thought
Eh why not
I decided to grab pink and blue
Then I saw a jacket it looked awesome maybe I should add stuff on I though
*****
We are finally home I checked the clock
I sighed thank goodness it's only 8
I ran upstairs and passed joker
" Uh Harley I need you come in "
I walked in a room I've never seen before
" Yes ? "
He looked around
" Which one do you want "
As I looked around I saw knives , guns , and more
" How much can I choose ? "
" Baby as much as you'd like "
I saw one that caught my eye . A Bat that said goodnight
Then I grabbed a gun that said " love , hate " each time I shoot
Then I grabbed a huge hammer and smiled
" Okay baby now go get dressed I want to see what you chose "
I smiled and went upstairs
I grabbed the hair dye and dyed my hair the way I wanted after 30 min I rinsed it off
I did my makeup and blowed dried my hair
" Wow you look hot "
I laughed
I looked at the outfits and chose the jester outfit
I'll wear that hot outfit next time I smiled and put the outfit on
I then went downstairs and saw joker loading his guns
" Oh Mistah J "
He turned around and smiled widely
" Well well Harley you look great "
I laughed
He grabbed my hand
" lets go "
*****
We were sitting in the van outside the bank
" Okay listen we are going to go in and out we need to make this quick "
We all nodded
" You ready baby "
I nodded
" Okay let's go "
We hoped out of the car with my gun in my hand
The goons entered the building first
" Everyone down ! "
Then me and him walked in
The goons were coming back with money
Then joker pointed towards a vault
" Go get the money baby "
As I walked towards the vault a security guard pointed a gun at me
" Don't do it lady "
I started laughing
As a gymnast I was gonna bust some moves on him
I quickly kicked his face with my foot then I grabbed my gun and shot him in leg and picked up his gun
" Sir don't think I'm just a regular lady "
I smiled
I made my way to the vault and pointed at some lady
I read her name tag
" Hi Laila can you please open the vault for me "
She quickly nodded
I walked in and saw so much money
I picked up the money and filled up the bag
I skipped back to Mistah J
" Ready "
He started walking towards the car but bumped into someone
We looked up
Oh crap
Joker laughed
" Hello batman surprised seeing you around here "
Batman looked at me then at joker
" Looks like you've got yourself a helper"
I smiled
" Hello "
Then batman said
" You guys are going to be taken in "
Then joker punched batman and started laughing
But before I could join in his laughing fit batman ran towards Mistah J and started beating him
I grabbed my bat
" DONT HURT MY PUDDIN B - MAN "
I ran towards him and swung my bat at him then after a couple of minutes of me trying to fight batman
joker shot up at the ceiling
" Batman how about you fight someone your own size "
Batman got off of me and started fighting joker
I was terrified what if joker gets really hurt ?
So I grabbed my gun and shot at batmans leg he winced and fell on the floor
Joker looked at me but he looked angry
He walked up to me
" Harley I was doing fine I could of hurt him I didn't need any help " he screamed
I was confused
" But you looked like you needed help "
He pushed me and I fell in the floor then he did something I didn't think he would do at this moment
He slapped me
A tear fell out of my eye
" Oh Harley stop crying you are acting like a child "
I got up and followed him to the van
When we got home I ran upstairs and cried on the bed
I didn't realize I drifted off to sleep
A/N : OKAY THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL DEFINITELY BE BASED OFF THE MOVIE ! Haha
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