Crush: I am getting married.
Stalker boy: Oh. Wow. Can I play some important role in your wedding? Please.
Crush: Uhh... Sure. What do you wanna do?
Stalker: Be the groom.
Stalker: (Yo!! Ain't I just so Smooth!)
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Crush: I am getting married.
Stalker boy: Oh. Wow. Can I play some important role in your wedding? Please.
Crush: Uhh... Sure. What do you wanna do?
Stalker: Be the groom.
Stalker: (Yo!! Ain't I just so Smooth!)