New Romantics. [1]

By judesphoenix

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Four friends, Sage (River Phoenix), Jake (Corey Haim), Kara (Carlson Young), and Harley (Crystal Reed) tear i... More

00. Cast + Social Media
0.5. Television Show Intro/Theme.
01. Lord of Love.
02. the Chronicles of Sage's Golden Locks.
03. Hot Diggity Dog.
04. AceLovesMetallica.
05. Blocked and Reported.
06. Sage + Forgetting to Wear His Lucky Necklace = Police.
06.5 Updated Instagram Bios.
07. Wtf Is Kake?
08. Guys With 'M' Names Suck.
09. Sensei Miles.
10. the Invader of the Sleepover.
11. Power to the People.
12. Glasses and Bucket Hats.
13. Rip Sage.
14. Jack and Rose Part Two???
15. Chuck E. Cheese.
16. Accent? What Accent? Also Frick You, Suzy Hedge.
16.5. Character Aesthetics.
17. Red Hair Don't Care.
18. the Attack on Jake.
19. It's Cool Now, Guys.
20. Seriously Though...Boys With 'M' Names.
21. Howdy, Girlie!
23. the Bullies Were Right; He's Homeless Now.
24. It's Not Because of the Star Wars Sleeping Bag, Guys.
25. Sage Is A Classy Chap.
26. Kara AKA Minkus?
27. Nancy Holland the Savage.
28. the Fall of a Soldier.
29. Definitely On Her Radar.
30. The Man, the Myth, the Witty.
31. Harley Is Just Confused.
32. France, My Pants.
33. Minnesota or France?
34. The Clipboard Incident.
35. Lord of Love or Lord of Betrayal.
36. Breaking News: Jake Is Not Invited To Anything Anymore.
37. P U Double S Y Till I Die.
38. The End...For Now!
SEQUEL!

22. Gmaw and Her Triangle.

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kara changed the group name to sage's grandma's triangle

kara: the band was awesome!
kara: gmaw and her triangle were so cute.... omg.
kara: you guys sounded awesome. 😍
kara: i'm very impressed, sage.

Sage: 😊 thank you Kara

kara: lunch was awesome, too. i didn't know you had so much variety with vegan cuisines. tell your gmaw i said thank u. xx

Sage: of course
Sage: she says yw and ace says you and Jake are cute
Sage: he says that he also saw you guys kissing in the kitchen when we were setting the band up so now im gonna have to sanitize
Sage: also he likes your hair Jake, he says it brings out Kara's eyes

kara: that's a new level of couple goals.

lord of love: ;)
lord of love: you guys were so good though you're good as fuck at guitar and your vocals were 🔥🔥

Sage: thank you I've been playing since I was like five

lord of love: damn dab daddy 👏💦😛💯
lord of love: ace drew a peach on my cast

kara: a peach?

Sage: oh that's what he calls his "froot of the loom"

lord of love: why

Sage: don't ask me I sure don't know

harley holland: Why'd you guys leave

kara: im going to drop Jake off at work.
kara: sorry we didn't say gbye, we couldn't find you harles. 😂

harley holland: I was lookin at the stones cmon guys
harley holland: It's cool though :0)

Sage: that was fun you guys!!!! We should do it again

lord of love: yA UR MAKING ME WANT TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT BUT I HAVE NO TALENT

Sage: sure you do! You're a wonderful artist Jake

kara: ^^

harley holland: How's the portrait of Kara going?

lord of love: good. almost done

kara: he won't let me see it lol.
kara: stubborn.

lord of love: 🏃

Sage: how are you driving and typing
Sage: ARE YOU TEXTING AND DRIVING KARA STOP IT

kara: NO I'M NOT I'M PARKED IN FRONT OF JAKE'S HOUSE WAITING FOR HIM TO GET READY!

Sage: okay thank heaven almighty
Sage: which song did you guys like the best

kara: the one where your grandmother went ham with the triangle and the beat was really fast.

lord of love: yoooo Sage that one was fcuking fire dude
lord of love: sing that shit at prom or smth

harley holland: Not a bad idea^^

Sage: eh I don't think so
Sage: that one's my favorite too. I'm too scared to sing or even carry a conversation in front of a lot of people (especially ones I don't like). Plus, I look like I've gone back to being 15 with my new hair instead of 18 it's seriously messed up dudes

harley holland: You look a lil younger but it's not rattling

kara: ur cute. ur getting popular too.

Sage: NO
Sage: NO IM SO SAD NOW
Sage: WHYD YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT??? THERES ALWAYS THE ONE PERSON IN THE GROIP THAT GETS POPULAR AND TURNS INTO A JACKASS IVE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW
Sage: I REFUSE TO LET IT BE ME but thanks for thinking I'm cute Kara my ego is a lil higher now

lord of love: u have no ego ur pure Sage Daniels
lord of love: you're too shy to be popular and those people would tear you inside out and slice ur arteries

harley holland: Wtf that imagery Jake
harley holland:

Sage: ^^ ME RIGHT NOW
Sage: NOOO I DONT WANT THOSE PEOPLE TO FIND ME INTRIGUING OR ATTRACTIVE I WANNA STAY WITH YOU

lord of love: IM NOT LETTING YOU GO!!!!!! even if you try to leave us I will fight ur animals rights activist ass

Sage: thank you

kara: i second that.

Sage: thank you... 😭
Sage: Harley you're supposed to say that you third that

harley holland: sorry I was petting your turtle
harley holland: I third whatever we are doing

Sage: Beating me up if I become apart of the mean people squad

harley holland: Heck yeah count me in. That's the lowest form of betrayal
harley holland: Now tell me, what's your turtles name?

kara: Allen

Sage: ^^ yeah

harley holland: cool like Tim Allen

Sage: exactly. how'd you know?

harley holland: Common sense

kara: woah, i thought she was named after the writer dude edgar allen poe??

Sage: that's a little silly don't you think?

kara: you two are weird... i gtg, jakes running out of the house in his mouse costume. he's going to stink up my car.

harley holland: I'll give you one of my car air fresheners. Good luck with that child that I call my brother

kara: 😘

Sage: cya girly

harley holland: I'm coming downstairs Allen tried to bite my nipple :(

Sage: well why'd you hold her to your chest ya goofball

harley holland: She needed a hug. She's sad her name is Allen

Sage: frick you Allen is an awesome name for anyone

harley holland: She's totally not named after Tim Allen is she

Sage: No way. Edgar Allen Poe all the way

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DONT DITCH THIS STORY JUST YET !!! I have another plot line soon and I think yr gonna like it (I hope). This story's gonna end sooner than u think.....

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