FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Interpretive Dance

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 6/9/15: This chapter was updated on June 9.

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Nico di Angelo has updated his status:

Percy, what the heck man? What are you doing?

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Oh ummm you saw that?

Nico di Angelo: Yeah...

Percy Jackson: *cough awkward cough*

Annabeth Chase: What was he doing?

Nico di Angelo: ... You don't want to know.

Leo Valdez: I must know

Nico di Angelo: Should I say what he was doing?

Percy Jackson: NO!

Nico di Angelo: Okay, so he was doing the Harlem shake, he was shuffling, he was doing Gangnam Style, and twerking better than Miley Cyrus.

Leo Valdez: Twerking better than Miley Cyrus?! :o

Annabeth Chase: *facepalm*

Percy Jackson: It was an interpretive dance okay?!

Leo Valdez: Wait how did Nico see this?? Was he watching from outside your cabin? o.o

Nico di Angelo: Why would I be outside Percy's cabin? haha that's the funniest thing I've heard all day Leo!! I think Haylie is calling me!! Gotta go bye!

Nico di Angelo has logged off.

Leo Valdez: Well then o.o

BananaJump has updated her status:

This chapter's dedication goes to MsValdez.

Dedication goes to a commenter! :)

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