|When you're hyper and you text him random stuff|
BTS as your boyfriend
Maknae Line
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Jimin | ✏
You: what would happen if i decided to jump down the chimney like santa does
You: hypothetically
Jimin: you'd get hurt or Die!
You: are you sure?
You: What if I wore padding?
Jimin: (Y/N), do i need to come home?
You: no
You: What if I stacked pillows at the bottom?
You: do you think it will work?
Jimin: NO
Jimin: DONT YOU DARE DO ANYTHING
You: buzzkill
Taehyung | ✏
You: OMG TAE
Taehyung: OMG (Y/N)
You: I just had the best idea
Taehyung: tell me it
You: what if people put potato chips
You: on PIZZA
Taehyung: well it will be delicious
You: IKR
You: we should open a restaurant
You: that only sells potato chip pizza
Taehyung: who is going to cook them? Me and you both burn the food
You: hmm.. What's seokjin's number again?
Jungkook | ✏
You: do you think they sell watermelon juice?
Jungkook: uhm i don't know?
You: like, the literal juice that comes from a watermelon. Not artificially flavored juice
Jungkook: babe, i don't know what to tell you lol
You: I really want some
Jungkook: where did all this come from?
You: I was eating a watermelon today
You: and I was like
You: damn this is really good
Jungkook: you're one of a kind, I swear