Cheesy Pick-Up lines!!!

By TheWolfIsBack

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GET LAID!!!! *sweet rave party* dun dun dun, kitty got that thun thun thun More

Intro
Getting a Girl to Your appartment/home
If You are Into Younger Women
The girl like a mommy's boy
Are you Up For a One-night Stand?
Something Sweet
Pokemon
Direct
Just To Start Out
Helping her out
Make Her Melt
Driving
Get Them DIGITS!!!!!
Wanna Know If She Thinks You're Cute?
Complementing Her
Anatomy Chick?
lntimate?
Something Sweet Part 2
In Honor of Zelda Month
Keeping an eye on the target
Pegasus Boots!!!
Song of Storms
For The Computer Nerd

Getting a Gamer Girl

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By TheWolfIsBack

Getting a Gamer Girl (specifically Zelda franchise girls):

This particular pick-up line is mostly affective on girls interested in the Zelda franchise.

Simply walk up to the girl sigh breathily and look at her EYES (I understand the Badon-ka-donks are always tempting) and say:

"Are you a piece of heart, cuz if get anymore of you. I'm gonna need another heart container"

If she isn't falling for your deku nuts, there is definetly something wrong with her triforce! Dayuum

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