Mind Over CHAT

By JazEli

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this just happened some random day some random time. 2 girls, 2 random thoughts with 2 dreams. <---does that... More

Mind Over CHAT
10.14.10 marriage and..cars?
the loong run...LITERALLY.
10.18.10
Jaznapped!!!!
introducing(sp?) Mr. Evaidd
Where it begins
JazEli
11-4 Random
New Characters! 11-9
Kiwi 11-12
11-15 *quack quack*
11-18 SPACK-ling :)
11-23 the number 0
12-7 The Dancing Donutella
12-17 George Washington
1-9 FURRY MONKEY?MR.EVAIDD?WHALE BROTHER?
1/13 Snickers and Flowers

1/18 Big Boobie Jaz!(not perverted.)

44 0 0
By JazEli

Eli

kk hii

hi

Jaz

okk wait up again

Eli

k

JAz

kk bal

i mean bak

wut did u say bout showers?

Eli

haha i have 2 balls but i wish i had a

BARBIE!

instead!

so u came bsk frum ur showr!

*bak

YUM YUM DONUTS!

Jaz

ohhh haha

a brabie? y wuld u want a BARBIE?

*Barbie

Eli

yes

u spelld it rite...

oops wait no

Jaz

yeeeh

Eli

JEZZRI WONT TELLME HR SECRT!!

it involvs me!!!

sumhow!!!

i heard my name like a couple of times..

I VANT TO KNO!

waaaa

JAZ

wutt secrt>????

ELI

she has a secrt dat i think she promised flowrs not to tell i think it was him nd she said my name a couple times nd im not supposd 2 kno....

i find dat suspicious

JAZ

haha usualy wen tht hapens, the secrt involves or is about u

ya kno?

ELI

haha i kno dats y i wan 2 kno...

JAZ

yeeh...

i vant 2 kno!!! 2!!!

ELI

...wellllll i wuld tell u but i dont kno wat it is!!!!! ima wait 2 c if she logs on to ask hr ..well more like demand

nd u have 2 help me!!!!!!!1

well cornr hr in a chat way!!! MUAHAHAHA

JAZ

hehe ok

i wana be the super cool ninja tht gets to kik her arse!!!

yeh yeh??? can i? can i??

ELI

haha k!!! watch michelle phan's vid on how to be a ninja!!!

haha nd yaaaa

JAZ

michelle phan?

..........

who the gee-will-ah-ckers is she???

ELI

um???? shes dis make up chik...

JAZ

ohhhhhhh

well i dnt lyk her last name

sounds lyk plan

haha totaly weird

not WIERD!!

ELI

ummm it sounds like fan man!!!

JAZ

haha yehhh i gues

ELI

haha SECRET!!

damn i hope she gets on...

JAZ

i kno huh me tooo

i vant me som secret!!

my ninja senses r tingling!!!!

--lol

ELI

hahaha

watch dis soooo wierd!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdqnvC9O8eI

soooooooooo wierdddd

JAZ

maabbee later

hehe im supposd to be doin science riite now...

lol

ELI

haha....WE HAVE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!! oh ya huh!

.............................................................................. dot dot dot dot dot waka waka waka PAC MAN!!

JAZ

ahhh dang it my foots asleep!!

ELI

haha happnd 2 me in 5th to both legs...

JAZ

i hate tht feeling

but at the same time lyk the tingling but not as much

ELI

haha i kno its like annoyin but kinda feels cool

JAZ

haha yeeeh xactly

ELI

hehe

JAZ

yuuup

oh wen jez gets on nd tlks bout the secret.... we shuld chang sum stuffs so our readers wont kno bout the SECRET

ELI

hehe ya like dat line rite there^

JAZ

haha wel how wuld u chng it?

ELI

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm idk

JAZ

okkeee  dokke wel lets jus leav it lyk tht then

lol

ya

eh im chattin wit 4 ppl includin u..

so hard to keep up!

ELI

haha who u talkin 2???

JAZ

oohhh hahaha i askkd tht same question to my motherr jus now!!!!

ahhhh so freaakkkyyyy!!!!

ELI

WOW creepy so who????

hehe

JAZ

hhmm im tlkin to my bbyBear, steriods(frm basketbal) nd i was jus tlkin to natalie

ELI

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kay?

haha dude im watchin dis vid nd its like soooo stupid!

hehe

JAZ

wuts it bout?

ELI

haha wait ima like quote it so dont! intrupt!!!

JAZ

hehe okkkaa

ELI

" like dat dat make up waz so hot, like it made me wanna go lez..." ( gay dude? talkin)

WAT U MEAN MY NIPPLES SHOWIN!!!

NO ITZ NOT STOOPID!!

haha wierd

JAZ

wuh.the.fish stikks...

Laugh.out.loud!!

hahahaa

thts umm funny.. in a weird nd stoopid way...

haha

ELI

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DATS MY! LINE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAZ

ikno buck-o

chillax

dnt reach ur cli-max

OHHH!! OH OHOH!!

rhyming queen riite here!!

lol

ELI

haha hey do u kno wat song sara took da beat frum in hr jingle???

JAZ

yeh its calld somthin by som1

ELI

.......4 real???

JAZ

yah. thts wut its calld. awesom tiitle nd person huh?

ELI

uh hu

....it doesnt exist..

JAZ

no shiz nitz

cuz i made it up

ELI

........................

JAZ

im so friikn creativ huh??

ELI

haha yaaaaaaaa

JAZ

ohmygoshh....haha look at thiis.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYdtA2y1_e8

ELI

WTF!!

JAZ

ohhh i found the song tht sara got frm or wuttvr yeh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqGjWtNmh0c

hehe yeehhh i kno riite...totaly left wit a *wtf* expression

ELI

haha

JAZ

yuuupers

i actualy lyk tht song...

ELI

haha me 2!

JAZ

lol but i lyk how sara sings[:

she better

ELI

haha i kno huh! i luv hr voice i wan it!! i hate my voice it sounds all high nd stuff.....at least i think its high...?

JAZ

haha wen u get xcited over somthin..yeh it turns to a higher pitch

hehe

ELI

haha yaaaaaa slightly less high....it still sqeaky soundin tho...

JAZ

yeh but ohemgee weenies i love her voice too

she shuld make her own youtube account nd lyk upload hrself singing

1,00000,1121213,,0000 views rite ther!

ELI

haha i kno huh.................SHE SHULD WE SHULD TELL HR!!!

ya yup

ya im sooo smart

JAZ

ha!

okaaay bob

ELI

haha yaaaaaaaa

JAZ

hmmm peanut butter

do u lyk it?

ELI

ya its good

JAZ

ewy i dnt ...

ELI

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAT!!!!

DATS LIKE NOT LIKIN JELLY!

u jelly hatr!

JAZ

AM I MEAN??

hey--i like jelly! js not peanut butter..

its so peanutty

blech

ELI

....UH dats da point!!!

haha i culdnt spell point rite!

JAZ

hehe point.... thts spelld rite!

brb!

ELI

yaaaa i kno dat now not b4...i spelld it piont den piony den poiny den den point...

JAZ

k

hehe PNY!

PONY

ELI

haha dats wat i thought!!1

JAZ

ahhhh my earr!!!!

ELI

wat?

JAZ

nothin..

ELI

......nd u call me wierd...

JAZ

teehee i kno rite

ELI

haha wat if sum prson we kno sees deez chats???

JAZ

.........................

then tht wuld be eithr weird...or embarrassin...

lol

ELI

haha i think it epends on da prson...

JAZ

yeh.. hmmm i hope its not flowers!! o:

ELI

.........!!!!!!!!!!! crapppppppppp

JAZ

yeh but i dnt thnk he wuld evr go to this website!!

so thers stil a possibilty tht he wont read itt

ELI

hahaha ya huh unlesssssss he works for G.D!!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!! no i dont think so...

JAZ

yeh i dnt thnk so eithr

G.D is knda clueles bout this..

lol

ELI

hahahahahaha yeahhhh

JAZ

yuuup ugh noooo thers no secret!!!!

ELI

ya i kno huh.........hehe corner hr 2morrow...hey we shuld visit mr quintrell gain....

JAZ

haha yehh huh... hmm but i thnk we wil see him on fri on the field trip

ELI

hmmm no only ms's r goin...

JAZ

ohhh i thot--ohh rite only the older ppls

haha

ELI

yuuup tuup

JAZ

soooooooo shuld we? i wanna anoy him sum more..

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