Greystripe: heeeeyyyyy Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: what do you want Greystripe?
Greystripe: I baked you a pie! *holds up pie.*
Squirrelflight: *eats pie whilst it's still in Greystripe's hands.* hmm. That's delicious. What flavour is it?
Greystripe: death berry!
Squirrelflight: O.o *dies.*
Firstaff: hey Greystripe what happened to Squirrelflight?
Greystripe: I baked her a death berry pie. *whispers.* I think she liked it.
Firstaff: *eyes twitch.* GREYSTRIPE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT FEEDING PEOPLE DEATH BERRY PIES!!??
Greystripe: nothing.
Firstaff: I EXILE YOU FROM THUNDERCLAN!!!!!?????
Greystripe: ok. I'll just go join Riverclan. *skips away happily.*
Firstaff: wait! Greystripe! No please don't go! I didn't mean it! *starts having melt down.*