New Romantics. [1]

By judesphoenix

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Four friends, Sage (River Phoenix), Jake (Corey Haim), Kara (Carlson Young), and Harley (Crystal Reed) tear i... More

00. Cast + Social Media
0.5. Television Show Intro/Theme.
01. Lord of Love.
02. the Chronicles of Sage's Golden Locks.
03. Hot Diggity Dog.
04. AceLovesMetallica.
05. Blocked and Reported.
06. Sage + Forgetting to Wear His Lucky Necklace = Police.
06.5 Updated Instagram Bios.
07. Wtf Is Kake?
08. Guys With 'M' Names Suck.
09. Sensei Miles.
10. the Invader of the Sleepover.
11. Power to the People.
12. Glasses and Bucket Hats.
13. Rip Sage.
14. Jack and Rose Part Two???
16. Accent? What Accent? Also Frick You, Suzy Hedge.
16.5. Character Aesthetics.
17. Red Hair Don't Care.
18. the Attack on Jake.
19. It's Cool Now, Guys.
20. Seriously Though...Boys With 'M' Names.
21. Howdy, Girlie!
22. Gmaw and Her Triangle.
23. the Bullies Were Right; He's Homeless Now.
24. It's Not Because of the Star Wars Sleeping Bag, Guys.
25. Sage Is A Classy Chap.
26. Kara AKA Minkus?
27. Nancy Holland the Savage.
28. the Fall of a Soldier.
29. Definitely On Her Radar.
30. The Man, the Myth, the Witty.
31. Harley Is Just Confused.
32. France, My Pants.
33. Minnesota or France?
34. The Clipboard Incident.
35. Lord of Love or Lord of Betrayal.
36. Breaking News: Jake Is Not Invited To Anything Anymore.
37. P U Double S Y Till I Die.
38. The End...For Now!
SEQUEL!

15. Chuck E. Cheese.

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karatreble: 📸
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jakeholland: i look like a dog

flowerpowersage: when was this wtf

karatreble: an hour ago in the schools art room. @flowerpowersage

harleenholland: You and your crappy camera quality have me dead I love it

karatreble: it's not... that bad. @harleenholland

flowerpowersage: OH DID YOU GUYS MAKE OUT AGAIN

karatreble: AGAIN!? WE HAVENT MADE OUT /ONCE/!!!! @flowerpowersage

flowerpowersage: crap I was trying to do reverse pcylolgy

jakeholland: dude..... spell check @flowerpowersage

harleenholland: I think the hippie had too many herbs if you know what I mean

acexdaniels: R u guys dating Now?

flowerpowersage: ^^

harleenholland: ^^^^

jakeholland: ^^^^^^

•••

lord of love sent a message to the group Kake

lord of love: LMAO U GUYS IM FUCKED

Sage: again

lord of love: ya

harley holland: What happened now

lord of love: damn
lord of love: so u know how I work at chuck e cheese as the mouse in the full body costume

harley holland: Yea

Sage: NO

lord of love: well Kara doesn't know either and today she came into chuck e cheese with her little niece and fucking I panicked when she walked in and froze
lord of love: WELL SHE STARTED EATING PIZZA WITH HER NIECE AND LET THE LITTLE GIRL PLAY UNTIL SHE WANTED A PIC WITH THE MOusE AKA ME AND SOMEONE TOOK THE PICTJRE FOR US AND YOU GUYS I WAS SWEATING I COULDNT EVEN WRAP MY MOUSE ARM AROUND HER SHOULDER FOR THE PIC I ALMOST FAINTED
lord of love: MY HEART WAS BEATING SO FAST I COULDVE DIED
lord of love: ...i reaLLY COULDVE PASSED AWAY TODAY GUYS

Sage: KEEP THAT A SECRET BC WHEN YOURE MARRIED YOU CAN FINALLY TELL HER AND ITLL BE FUNNY

harley holland: WHY HAVENT YOU TOLD HER YOU WORK THERE??

lord of love: I dONT KNOW OKAY ITS EMBARASSING
lord of love: who says we r getting married

harley holland: we're just hoping

Sage: your life is a sitcom

lord of love: SO IS YOURS

Sage: TRUST ME I KNOW
Sage: I REPLAY ME RUNNING TO HARLEY'S CAR AND FALLING ON MY FACE ALMOST EVERYDAY

harley holland: NGL I REPLAY IT A LOT TOO,, YOU LOOKED LIKE A PANTENE COMMERCIAL

lord of love: roast him boi

harley holland: boi u betta
harley holland: What's for dinner

Sage: wtf why you gotta change the subject

lord of love: hamburgers

harley holland: AGAIN SERIOUSLY
harley holland: END ME NOW

lord of love: stOP MOMS GONNA YELL AT U AGAIN IF U COMPLAIN

harley holland: IDC WE HAVE IT EVERY WEEK

Sage: you can have dinner at my house. there's no animal flesh to feast on

harley holland: I'm game

jake holland: THATS WORSE THHAN HOWDY

harley holland: DONT BRING THAT UP

Sage: dinner is at 4 I'll tell gmaw you're joining us

harley holland: K I'll put a dress on for ace
harley holland: I'm joking pls I would never

lord of love: GURL IF U DONT STOP UR NONSENSE IM DISOWNING U

harley holland: Do it please I've been waiting

lord of love: wow tell us how you really feel

•••

I just don't know again

anYWAYS I GOTTA SHOW YOU GUYS THIS CONVO WITH MY SISTER ( -alyciacarey ) AND I (the pic is Corey Haim aka what I imagine the little artist Jake to be like when he's older)

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