DEDICATION: THE-DrunKGiraffE for always being a supportive reader :)
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g r o u p c h a t
IRON TURD
Guys
Entertain me
I'm bored
Ice Cap Evans
I could recite a poem for you if you would like?
Queen Scarletti
No
Please don't
Lizzibeth
We heard one yesterday
IRON TURD
Don't listen to them
I want to hear your poem.
Mackinator
ROBERT NO
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
Ice Cap Evans
Thank you Robert.
I'll tell you the poem about Bucky.
Iron Turd
Who the hell is Bucky?
Mackinator
Damn
That's cold
Queen Scarletti
Bucky?
We haven't heard this one before
Lizzibeth
Smh
Chris I swear to God if it's from one of your kinky fanfictions I'll use my telekinesis to smash a table over your head.
Ice Cap Evans
Okay that's mean.
Don't worry it's only a short one.
Winter Sea Bass
Omg
You guys have a group chat?
This is fucking hilarious
IRON TURD
Wtf Seb you're the one that made this?
You freak
Mackinator
Robert stfu
I've told you this.
Seb switched phones with some random chick
Lizzibeth
OMG
is this the girl Seb's been texting?
Queen Scarletti
I guess so
Winter Sea Bass
*spiderman voice* Hey everyone
I'm Jennifer
Mackinator
AYY
VOMIT COMET HAS JOINED THE PARTY!!!
[Mackinator changed Winter Sea Bass' name to Vomit Comet]
Vomit Comet
-____-
please no
Queen Scarletti
Vomit Comet?
Mackinator
Yeah
She's the one that threw up all over Seb's signing table 😂
Vomit Comet
I hate you
Queen Scarletti
Oh aha nice to meet you
Lizzibeth
Leave her alone, Anthony.
[Lizzibeth changed Vomit Comet's name to Jennifer]
IRON TURD
I still don't get what's going on
Are you all pranking me?
You know you've got to respect your elders?
Queen Scarletti
Its not a prank
I'll explain to you later
Ice Cap Evans
Hey Jennifer?
Jennifer
Yes Chris Evans?
*low key screaming*
Mackinator
SNORT
LOKI
LMAO
Hiddles
Wut
Mackinator
How tf did you get here?
Hiddles
You forget that I control the nine realms. I think I can hack into your puny group chat.
[Mackinator removed Hiddles from the chat]
Ice Cap Evans
Anthony, stop
I'm trying to talk to my friend
Jennifer
Okay I'm listening
Ice Cap Evans
Would you like to hear a poem?
Jennifer
A poem?
Lizzibeth
SAY NO
PLEASE DONT PUT US THROUGH IT AGAIN
Queen Scarletti
Chris I don't think Jennifer wants to hear one
Jennifer
Yeah sure why not
Go for it
Mackinator
we all hate you
Ice Cap Evans
Thank you. You're a real friend Jen.
*cough* Ahem.
Jingle Bells,
Bucky fell,
Off a moving train.
Oh what fun it is to try
And drink the pain away, OH!!
Jennifer
..wow
IRON TURD
Hoorah!!! Bravo!!!
Another!!
Queen Scarletti
No Robert.
Chris that was awful
Ice Cap Evans
:(
Lizzibeth
Don't ever use that poem again.
Unless you want to break poor people's hearts, then go for it.
IRON TURD
I still don't believe that you've swapped phones.
It's such a crap joke guys.
Jennifer
-___-
Queen Scarletti
Jen can you add Seb to the chat?
Jennifer
Sure hang on
[Jennifer added +mobile to chat]
Jennifer
Hey Seb
+mobile
Hey Jen
Oh thank gOD IM BACK
I was scared of missing all the hot gossip
Mackinator
SEA BASS
IVE MISSED YOU
[Mackinator changed +mobile's name to Seb the Pleb]
Seb the Pleb
Hilarious
Jennifer
Well it's true
Seb the Pleb
That's not nice
So anyways
What have I missed?
Queen Scarletti
Not much
Plus you see us everyday, if there was some burning gossip we would tell you
Ice Cap Evans
I told everyone a poem
Lizzibeth
CHRIS STFU
NO
Ice Cap Evans
Don't diss me Lizzie.
Seb hasn't heard it yet
Plus it's about Bucky
So he'd want to hear it
Seb the Pleb
No I really don't
Ice Cap Evans
I'm going to tell it anyway.
You guys have to learn to appreciate your colleagues.
[Lizzibeth removed Ice Cap Evans from the chat]
IRON TURD
You are so mean to lil old Steve
Jennifer
Why are you protecting him Tony?
You hate him
You guys had a Civil War ffs
Seb the Pleb
Fucking fangirls
Jennifer
Oi
Us fangirls make you money
So i suggest you shut your pretty mouth and do your job
Lizzibeth
...I like you already
Jennifer we are going to be good friends.
Jennifer
;)
Seb the Pleb
My mouth is pretty?
Jennifer
Maybe :)
Mackinator
O.O
Guyssssss stawp
And here we have the start of #Sebiffer ;)
Jennifer
-__-
No
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