SUPERHEROES AND LIA
[lia, bucky, tony, scott, wanda, clint, wade, t'challa, nat, steve, sam]
Lia
i have an issue with this groupchat
name for two reasons
first of all, wade wilson is NOT a
superhero he has made that
(painfully) obvious
wade motherfucking wilson is the
merc with the mouth and he is an
antihero who starts his life with his
powers on a journey of revenge to
fix himself and return to his love
(me)
but guess what!! i still love him
anyway!! because vanessa is
fucking amazing like that and wade is
still the man she loves even if he
looks like a dehydrated ballsack
Wade
you got a little off topic there
and insulting tbh ouch
Lia
shut up you disgusting avocado
now for the second part, is it really
just "and lia"?
let's be real, can paul even be
considered a superhero?
Scott
is that an insult to me or ant man?
Lia
wouldn't you like to know
Wanda
lia why do you and ryan argue like you're married
Wade
because we are
Lia
i would never marry you, you burnt
piece of leather
Wade
why so many hurtful nicknames
damn
Bucky
I believe it's called reaction
formation
Lia
begone Satan and go make out
with Josie
Bucky
then why don't you go fuck Ryan??
Lia
because I don't want the alphabet
soup of stds??
also because it's Ryan why would
I want to touch him grOSS
Sam
are you going to ignore the fact
that you were touching each other
whether it be cuddling or holding
hands while Liz and I were with
you???
Wade
you have no proof uM
Wanda
I have pictures?????
Lia
ryan, do you remember holding
hands or cuddling because I don't
Wade
nope not at all
Lia
hA LIARS
Steve
you're in denial 🤔
Tony
hey losers
the premier is coming up really
soon
Bucky
Josie and I are gonna look 🔥🔥
Lia
Josie might but you won't
Bucky
please fight me
Nat
ladies ladies you're both beautiful
Lia
that's a matter of opinion
anyway guess who's crashing your
premiere as invited by the lovely Josie!!
tHIS BITCH
and Ryan but who cares
Sam
who's your date 😏😏
Lia
hey hey Chadwick
T'Challa
yes lia
Lia
do u wanna be my date to
the premiere
T'Challa
will Ryan fight me?
Lia
no
Wade
yes
T'Challa
yeah sure why not
Wade
time to fight you cat-obsessed
bitch
Scott
aw look at the jealousy!!
young love is so beautiful I might
cry
Lia
shut up ant
Scott
don't be rudd
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you're all assholes