Boyfriend: Having a Veeeeeery Boring class here. I am SLEEPY.... teacher won't even lemme go use the bathroom. :(
Girlfriend: Ok. Here's the plan: In 15 minutes I will burst into your classroom dressed up as a flying pig. Although it will be Very Realistic, you should just remember that
Girlfriend: Its Me. Act surprised though. Then I will start flying around the room and will kidnap you leaving a note that says "If you want to see this boy again leave
Girlfriend: Half a dozen packets of Tasty Chocolate bars in the ladies room, next to the mirror in no more than 10 minutes.
Boyfriend: I am awake and half just been kicked out of the class for laughing hysterically. Meet me NOW, not as a flying pig tho.