OfficialMac13 here you go, I finally finished whoo.
♡Caⓢⓢie♡
Im on the way to pet smart, but I wanted some Mickey D's (McDonalds).
Mic.Server: hello how may I help you?
Me: hi can I get a three piece mighty wing, and a medium strawberry bannana smoothie?
Mic.Server: and what sauce would you like ma'am?
Me: may I get a Ranch dressing?
Mic.Server: Okay will that be all?
Me: yes.
Mic.Server: Okay your total is 6.45 please drive up to the second window.
When I got to the second window I was shock. On the little way I had there, I wondered why I wasnt able to go the the 1st window to pay, but shoot, I aint complaining.
WindowServer: To give back to the community, everthing is free, i'm Kendrick Lamar, and everything is on me.
All I could think of was oh shiz this nigga is really bout that life. He all bout his music biz. He done spit 3Bars n shiz, servin me at McDonalds n shiz, HOLLA!
Steph pov
Me:* walks in the shop* mama's home
?: aye Shawty I heard you were the best
WTF, how the hell did he finds me. Last time I saw that nigga I was about to punch him out for peekin through my window.
Me: *rolls eyes* you stalkin people now?
?: nah, just my beautiful neighbor
Me: >_> ewwwwah..
?:*laughs* my name is Devin by the way
Me: well Devin, did you come to get ya hair done or nah cuz I don't get paid to talk.
Devin: fasho, a nigga need cornrows. style 'em however you feel baby.
After about a hour, I finished his hair. This niggahs head was so big! But anyway, he pays me, it costs $20 but I count $60 before he approached me from behind and wispered in my ear "that's my tip".
I turned my head and stood still until he walked out. A few minute later I checked my phone to find Cassie raped my messages.
Then I got to a message from dash
Dash: wassup?
Me: Work.
Dash: I wanna c u tonite
Me: Then Come thru
Dash: Alone?
Me: Oh, I gotta think bout that.
...
I drove home to see some next nigga done parked in my spot -__-
"I bust the Windows out your car" came to mind so I started singing that while I looked for another spot.
10 minutes later I still can't find none so I drive back to my spot to figure or weeks car it is. On my way they cassie calls.
Cassie: Where the hell are you B!? I got the dogs.
Steph: never mind that a nigga parked in our spot, again. This shit is pissin me the hell off. Next ima pull out the crowbar, I'm dead ass
Cassie: Chill, where you at tho
Steph: I'm outside
I say as I get out the car and walk to the neighbors door. I rang the bell when they didn't answer I started kicking and banging it.
?: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!
*hangs up*
Me: why don't you answer the door!
?: who do you think you are banging on the door like that!
Me: A mad person whos spot was taken, yet again, by no other, than one of the niggas in this house!
?: Look I don't have time for your bull____! Mm mm not today! *Closing door*
This nigga tryna close the door? I put my size 8 foot out on tht nigga! Block! Aint nobody finna shut no damn doors in my face mm mm.
Me: Nigga! U need to come move your damn car!
?: No. What I need to do is go to the studio! Now move from my door step!
Girl in the background: babe whos at the door?
Me: watch what you say.
?: Or else what *he spat*
Me: I'll tear up this little happy home yall got goin.
?: you wouldn't. *Glares*
Me: Oh but I will. *Puts right hand on hip and puts left leg out* try me. *Glares back, shifting her weight to her right leg*
?: No one important.
Uh. Did this nigga just...? I KNOW this nigga didnt just... Oh But He Did! Uh-ohn UH-OHN!
Me: Nigga whos in the house! You cheatin on me now!?
?: Tf?!! Shut up!
Girl inthe background: Are you serious!? U said you weren't seeing anyone! I'm done. I'm done! *pushes ? and walks through the door*
Me: oh so you was cheatin!? *Fake crys* Why me? You said you loved me! So why do this!? Why?
?: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! YOUR JUST MY NEIGHBOR! BABE DON'T GO SHE'S LYING!
Girl who was in the background: NO! Save it.
Me: OHHH! So now i'm just your neighbor!? Wasn,t I just your fiance two weeks ago!? *wiggles hand with ring on the ring finger*
Girl who was in the bakground: I'm sorry I didn't know he was seeing someone. And he definitely didn't tell me he had a fiance. *with much attitude turning her head towards? *
Me: Its okay. He's not lying now. He doesn't havve a fiance anymore.
* throughs fake engagement ring, gets the girls name and number*
Girl: *yelling*
?: *yelling*
Girl: *leaves*
?: * slams door pissed*
I walked back to the neighbors house. And knocked on the door.
?: *looks through peephole* ugh you again! *opens door* what do you want?
Me:yes me again. And nigga what happened to "I need to go to the studio". You need to hurry up and go, 'cause what I want you to do is move your damn car, off, my, damn, sh__!!
?: UGH!
Me: I'm blackmailing you. Don't park your car anywhere else than your garage or damn drive way! You see that space over there *points to her house*
...
Me: Answer me! Do you see that space over there?!
?: Am I blind!
Me: you just might be if you cant notice thats the WRONG F______ DRIVE WAY!
?: UGH. Just get to the point how the hell you black mailing me?
Me: If you want your little relationship back, Stop parking on my space.
?: Are you deadass right now!?
Me: yes. She finna meet my cousin too.
?: who Cassie?
Me: Yes.
?: Shawty got the fat___. Tell her to come by when she get back.
Me:*shakes head* just move your car.*walks away*
When I went back in the house I heard peeing so I called Cassie, maybe she invited someone.
웃Well.....What should happen next?웃