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This is actually fluff USUK.... *cough*
I dun like yaoi shitz, so have Nyo!England instead :v
MS. ALICEEEEEEEEEEE
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Nyo!England: *is cursing* YOU BLOODY DUMB GIT!!
America: *is cursing too, but using hardcore cusses* FU*K OFF!!
Nyo!England: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU SAID THAT TO ME?!?
America: MOM, GET OUT OF MY LIFE ALREADY! EUROPE SUCKS!! JUST TAKE CANADA PLSSSS
Nyo!England: I HAVE TO TAKE YOU! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DON'T WANT TO GO TO THAT PARTY!! AND FRANCE IS ANNOYING AS HELL, SO YOU'RE GONNA BARE IT FOR ME!!
America: WHY WOULD I GO WITH DAD?!? AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA STAY HERE?!?
Nyo!England: PRECISELY!!
America: THAT'S CHEATIIING!!!
Nyo!England: THIS IS CALLED MOM'S LOVE!!
America: THAT AIN'T LOVE AT ALL, YOU GODDAMN BI-
Nyo!England: OOOOH DON'T SAY THAY WORD, I HATE IT! SUCH A DISGRACE OF A WOMAN!! SHAME ON YOU, YOUNG MAN!!
America: Th-th-then.... F*CK!
Nyo!England: THAT'S THE SAME WORD YOU SAID TO ME EARLIER!!
America: Uuuurgh...! Then... YOU PIECE OF SH-
Nyo!England: I HATE THAT WORD TOO!! STOP YOUR SO-CALLED COLORFUL VOCABULARY!!
America: ....poop? ._.
Nyo!England: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
America: Ummm... ugh.. (sh*t, I know tons of swear words but I bet mom will freak out again...)
_saw Indonesia and Malaysia from afar_
America: Ah, Nesia and Malay! *runs to them))
Nyo!England: Oi, America! Geez, that bloody idiot!
America: Hey dudes!
M!Indonesia: Oh, Mr. America!
M!Malaysia: .....USA... ._.
America: You guys are going to that party?
M!Malaysia: You mean Switzerland's? Yes, definitely. I mean, he's.... yeah.
M!Indonesia: We have to be careful to not drink or eat something haram....
M!Malaysia: We have to keep an eye on Brunei.
M!Indonesia: Ah, her? She'll be fineeeee, Singa will take care of her!
M!Malaysia: But who knows what'll happen if Singa gets drunk? Shitty things, of course, but more calm than Phili. I mean, you've read Drunk Phili series in the other chapter, right?
M!Indonesia: Then let's ask Viet to be in Singa's side! And Singa in Brunei's side! :D
M!Malaysia: How will that work?!
America: Wait, where's Phili?!?
M!Indonesia: He has business with his papa!
M!Malaysia: He'll be gone for a week, so he couldn't attend the party.
America: Aarrrgh, that's more reason my I don't wanna go!
M!Indonesia: Hm? You don't want to go to Switzerland's party?
America: Dude, that guy ALMOST shot me once! What would he do to me next if I just 'step' on his dirt?!
M!Indonesia: Wait, you've nearly got shot too?! High five bro!
M!Malaysia: Haven't we all? Anyway, he's actually a good person if you know him enough. And he invited you too, right? Appreciate that thought!
America: But I don't wanna... and Phili is not coming.... n-not to mention France will come too... ;-;
M!Indonesia: Ah, I see Ms. England from afar! Was she talking to you earlier? What were you two talking about?
America: Y-Yeah. We talked a bunch....
M!Malaysia: And your purpose of talking to us is...?
America: Ah, that's right! Indonesia, Malaysia, I need your help! England wouldn't stop nagging me about my 'colorful' vocab!
M!Malaysia: .....I'm agree with ma. Though I swear a lot too...
M!Indonesia: So how could we help?
America: Uum... gimme some new curse word! That England doesn't know!
M!Indonesia: New curse word?
America: Yeah, she doesn't know your language, right? Though I still don't understand either... Just curse with native language, and I'll spat it to her! >:D
M!Indonesia: Well, I wouldn't be so sure...
M!Malaysia: Oh, please.... Indon, don't you do the thing like you did with Myanmar again...
M!Indonesia: Hehe, I won't! Okay, I'll tell you a sentence that is sooooo meaningful to the ones you said to! It's pretty confusing if you ask me. And complicated too.
M!Malaysia: W-Wait, you're actually gonna say cusses?!
America: Whoaa!! Is that sentence bad?!
M!Indonesia: Could be!
America: Oh my God, okay!!
M!Indonesia: This is from my language, so you could google it later if you want to find out the meaning.
America: Yeah, yeah!
M!Indonesia: Alright, are you ready? I'll whisper it to you... Tell England this sentence, okay?
America: Roger that!
M!Indonesia: Okay, here it comes...
M!Malaysia: ...(bloody hell... you're gonna do this again?)
America: *heart's beating fast like a 5 years old boy before talking to Santa*
M!Indonesia: ...."Aku cinta kamu"!
M!Malaysia: .... (Pfft.)
America: Ohhhhh!! Right, right! "Aku cinta kamu", yes? I'll go tease England now! Thank you, Bro!
M!Indonesia: You're welcome~!
America: *runs to the building*
M!Malaysia: ......You're really enjoying this, aren't you? You liar....
M!Indonesia: Heee, don't call me a liar! I didn't say a single lie to poor America~ Besides, I got a good feeling about this...
M!Malaysia: After what you did to Viet and Thai, they're being awkward towards each other now.
M!Indonesia: Really? But Cam said that Thai asked Viet out for a date yesterday!
M!Malaysia: W-What the?! Well I don't know THAT...
M!Indonesia: Okay, second soon-to-be couple DONE! Let's go to the next target!
M!Malaysia: Another one?!
M!Indonesia: Of course! This time is Mr.Prussia and Ms.Canada!
M!Malaysia: ......Let's go.
M!Indonesia: Okay, let's go!
M!Malaysia: (MY OTPPPPPP)
_In the building_
Australia: So how about it? You wanna go?
Nyo!England: Hell no.
NewZealand: Aww, why not? ;-;
Nyo!England: Ugh, I really don't want to talk about it right now...
NewZealand: You're stressed out, mom? ;-;
Australia: Umm... what Nesia would say if he's here.... Ah, galau! Yes! Are you 'galau', mom???
Nyo!England: ...My God, I am NOT galau, thank you very much. Just an usual anger.
Australia: Holy cow! You understand what I said?!
Nyo!England: Why, of course! I know Indonesia for cen-
America: *bursts through the door* IGGY!!
Nyo!England: WHA?! America, why did you break the door?! AND DON'T CALL ME IGGY!!
America: OI IGGY!!
Nyo!England: STOP IT!!
America: AKU CINTA KAMU!!
Nyo!England: ............
Australia: *gasp*
NewZealand: *nosebleed*
America: AKU CINTA KAMU, IGGY!!
Nyo!England: .......what. the. actual. living. fuck.
America: OH MY GOD IT WORKS!! THANK YOU, NESIA! BLESS YOUUUU!!! In yo face, Iggy! *runs away*
Nyo!England: .........
Australia: ....(I started a new ship)
NewZealand: *dies*
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Sorry for not updating often~
My life is shitty ._.
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But I'm okay now :v
HASTA LA PASTA FELLAS